Which toilet would you like to take a dump in?

[purplepoppy]

President or pauper, King or criminal, we all have answer the call of nature. So when the turtle pops his head out which of these three toilets would you most enjoy defiling with your derriere.

Some nice flushable Roman toilets while contemplating the empire.

I'd enjoy being watched by a perverted goggly eyed pony

Sitting on the lap of a giant pink man

[V_Injector]

That Roman toilet is fucking genius. It makes it look bigger which is the idea I'm really latching onto, but it also give you the feeling that you're hanging out with some bros while you drop a poo in the loo.

[MacDaddyRico]

I don't mind the googly-eyed pony, but those damn fairies flying around would get on my nerves
That giant pink man... uh... no thanks
Some thought and actual work went into the Roman toilets, it'd be my pleasure to utilize the facilities

[Account]

If it is a matter of life or death I will choose the second because I do never sit directly on the public toilet and I can hover, while in the first that is near impossible.
The last is a no no.

[Saggitariusdiva]

Imma pick the Roman toilet it's the most normal I guess the rest are so weird...

[HawkPerception]

I'll take the conversation with the Romans. In Rome, do as the Romans do.

[Dr_Lovejoy]

The one that doesn’t have everybody staring at it and thinking about taking a dump in it.

[Wiredone]

I'd pick the pony. It's just a painting. It would give me something to look at while I drop the Cosby kids in the pool

[legalboxers]

IF it has this TP... anywhere

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

I accidentally clicked the pink man. 😭 I'd choose the pony..

[strangeatcircleK]

I'd sit with the romans. horse would be next choice but that last one just creeps me out :)

[NathanDavis]

I don't do public services...

[jimmy2]

I have had tolites like that in my life they suck build up then you have to shovel that out.

[Anonymous]

I would love to drop a deuce on Bidens head but somehow you did not make that an option.


What were you thinking?

[Billlewis]

I love it;)