Did you ever take a dump that felt so good that as soon as you left the bathroom you wanted to tell someone about it?

[Anonymous]

Those dumps are few and far between, but when they happen it's almost magical.

[DaveJord]

On my goodness yes I have. I am a notorious crap talker. I have taken craps so bad, I could not resist talking about it!

Here is an example, when I was in the Army we had a field exercise where me and few other guys had a bet to see who could go the longest without taking a crap. It was a 30 day exercise out in the boonies with no toilet. I made it 14 days, but you have to know that we were not getting any hot chow, we were living off of MREs (dehydrated ready to eat meals). So on day 14 I was about to explode. When I took that crap it was the largest single whole terd of my life. It was like squeezing a compacted dog food can out of my ass. It was so painful it was like giving birth, seriously when I was done I was looking for tears in hole, and checking for blood in the stool. Literally it was only 6 inches long, but it was like 6 inches wide, of densely packed and glued together saw dust.

The guy that won the bet made it 21 days. But it got so bad that he had serious cramping and abdominal pain, he got MEDVAC'ed out and had to have a water inima done at the clinic to loosen up the stool. But he made $100 bucks off the bet, $20 bucks per guy.