Does your barber give massages too? Also, you ever think of these thoughts too?

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Just came from getting my tri-weekly haircut and it got me thinking how many other people’s barbers give massages afterwards?

For me, I’m kind of ticklish so it takes quite a bit of willpower to get through the whole thing.

It was a pretty good massage all in all, although I’m no expert in massages

Anyways, before the haircut there was this other guy who decided to sit right next to me to wait. Now, perhaps it’s my fault because I took the middle seat, so there was no other seats available on this bench except left or right next to me.

I always think of “what if’s” whenever I’m in certain situations.

In this case, it was all violent lol

I thought of what it would be like if I just bashed my elbow on this guy’s face

Or

If I had to subdue him what it would be and I figured guillotine choke instantly.
Try to prevent him from standing up, so target the legs first, off balance him and then go immediately for the neck.

Then I thought about if he was choking and if my CPR and life-saving is up to date hahaha

Whenever I’m thinking and waiting, it’s always

1. Could I beat all of these people around me in a fight?

2. What would happen if I had to save someone from choking?

3. What would I do in an emergency situation like fire, active shooter, etc.

It’s always these
Does your barber give massages too? Also, you ever think of these thoughts too?
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