What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

[iamnash]

[IceCreamSandwich]

Take a photo, leave, call the police. In case one of the hotel staff killed them or whoever is still in the room.

[driven159]

call 911 really simple

[Chazmatazz269]

Depends on why i’m there. If my friend or relative called me to help dispose of a body, i’d do that. If it was random and my hotel room, i’d report it and demand a complimentary stay! Ell oh ell. Might take a pic if it’s not too gnarly. Goof on a friend by saying i accidentally killed someone. If it’s really gnarly or badly degraded, i’d just get out in order to avoid puking.

[ShadezMcgee]

Put some sunglasses on it and see if I can make a short film titled "Hotel Weekend with John/Jane Doe."

[TheMajesticKing777]

Leave, it's not my problem nor will it become my problem, housekeeper will find it or they will smell it, whatever comes first

[Blackcosmo]

Call the police and inform the hotel. I'd probably piss myself lol.

[NathanDavis]

well, I would have to make sure it is actually dead...

[Justneedtokno]

Ask for another hotel room and walk away slowly lol

[Justneedtokno]

Of course I’m just joking babe I don’t understand obviously but report it

[fred_durst]

people are super uptight here

[Justneedtokno]

@fred_durst right lol little dark humor doesn’t hurt

[goodgirlsteven]

I found a dead guy in a car going into work one day he was shot in the head

[andreasderjuengere]

That wasn't the question :D
As we already talk about it: I saw a dead bird this afternoon.

[Anonymous]

If its a sexy female I will have sex with her, its one of my fetish to have sex with a dead attractive female

[IceCreamSandwich]

Better check your alibi first or you could get pinned for murder, not just necrophilia.

[OlderAndWiser]

Call the police.

[Bratsondanielle]

Hide it under the bed and hope nobody found it

[Astarlessnightsky]

call the police? What else would you be doing

[Agape93]

Call the cops and leave the room

[andreasderjuengere]

See if there's some cash around?
Next: puke

[_deeznuts]

i'd shit my pants

and call the cops

[Fuentes]

Make sure I touched nothing and call the police

[The_Naughty_Guy]

Call the cops and report to hotel

[Smashingdoozy]

Call the police?

[Anonymous]

Id call the police and the hotel manager.

[exitseven]

call the cops.

[genericname85]

just call the cops.