Ninjas versus Pirates. Which side are you joining?

[MCheetah]

Ninjas know martial arts and are badass. They are fast, agile, and acrobatic, especially at night. But have a strict code, strict lifestyle, have to rely on stealth, and are highly obedient to their master. Ninjas are strongest in high numbers, but the less ninjas there are, the more they get curb-stomped by the hero.

Pirates know fist-fighting, sword-fighting, and streaming movies and shows online illegally, and are used to the high seas. They are unruly, do what they want, are loud and scary, and hard to control. However, pirates don't use guns and their biggest weakness are bullets.

Ninjas

Pirates

[meetkitty123]

Pirates all the way I was feeling the whole Ninja thing until the whole listening to a master and I was "skkreach hit the breaks" blah blah blah after that...
I prefer Open Sea swords adventure leather boots low-cut Cotton shirts with corsets anyways

[MCheetah]

I mean, to be fair, pirates have a master too, the Captain Of The Ship. Unless you ARE the captain. But ninjas have to be way more obedient.

[Sirenboobzilla]

Pirates. Johnny Depp is on that side and I must join his crew!

[Fuentes]

Deff a pirate I'm the plug for all streaming services for free I got the sites on deck

[MCheetah]

Yes, I know about putlockers. li and 123Movies, too.

[Fuentes]

I got way more

[Stoner710]

Ninja but I’ll take Elizabeth Swan as my pirate girlfriend

[ShadezMcgee]

Pirates because they get two types of booty.

[exitseven]

definitely pirates. I dig the getup.

[BCRanger10]

Ninjas!

[msc545]

Neither. Life is not a cartoon.

[SoldierofDeath47]

I Like Ninjas Better