What hamster lie is the most ridiculous?

[jennifer_bloom]

Hamster said I slept with 200 guys

Hamster said I own $20,000 designer bag

Hamster said my dad raped me as a kid

Hamster said I have 3 baby daddies

Hamster said baby daddy was murdered

[Staximus]

Who the fuck is hamster

[jennifer_bloom]

A lawyer at my church that’s been spreading lies about me. Gag does not let you call people out by name.

[Staximus]

Why don't you have the pastor kick this shit bird out of the church?

[jennifer_bloom]

I don’t know if they kicked her out cause I left over a year ago but she’s still spreading lies about me on Gag.

[Staximus]

Maybe you should get a restraining order. Why does this idiot always bother you? What happened in the past between you?

[jennifer_bloom]

She thinks the guy she likes is interested or has feelings for me

[Staximus]

Is he a good guy? You should date him just to piss her off, but that would be petty and maybe make things worse. Ask her why she's so obsessed with you, and ask her is it because she is in love with you. She will get so embarrassed haha

[Zolly99999]

All of the above

[dailyoctopus94]

C and E are awful by any stretch.

A and B are actually pretty impressive. 🤣