What’s the most ridiculous lie someone has ever told you to your face?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

There is way too many to count but probably revamping stories that I told them…. Telling it back to me in their own versions seems to get me.

Compulsive liars and pathological liars really most the time don’t know how ridiculous they can sound at times. Their stories can start off as reasonable but that’s not good enough for them anymore so they end up so far out there that it’s unbelievable.

A lot of times if there is a story I don’t quite believe (don’t get me wrong some are better liars then others) I’ll ask them again. I’ll remember key details and ask them about if. If their stories change I’ll call them on it and they always obviously have some exclamation.

Telling me about fights they got into that probably never happened. Telling me about things they did that probably never happened. That they were getting calls from the CIA of people trying to recruit them. Calls form the illuminati to get them to sell out.

People who play the victim all the time telling me how horrible someone was when I know the real situation….

But I think one of the funniest was that there was a DWI checkpoint on one of the busiest interstates. No, they aren’t going to close a busy interstate to do a DWI checkpoint. They may be looking for drunks but not shut a interstate down. It’s not even worth calling people out.

I did have two compulsive liars who worked with one another… who would get to outdo one another with stories. They would get so far out there into looney tunes land that it was unbelievable.

D_Bone_Steak · Accepted Answer

That she didn't cheat... I wasn't sleeping around and guess what pops up?

I suddenly start pissing razorblades and she magically knows what it is... Chlamydia. Had the medicine for me already from planned parenthood... real convenient right? Won't admit to cheating. Been together over 2 years... that VD has a 3 month tops incubation period. Just won't admit to cheating. I find paperwork later on.

She got medicine for her, me, and some guy. Still won't admit to cheating.

She just won't admit to it. I got her to say she probably got it from a Mexican guy, but she won't admit to cheating to get that done. Basically tries to just claim she doesn't remember... but how do you not remember a thing enough to get that guy the medicine the doxycycline or whatever it was. You can remember to get him the meds but just not remember sleeping with the guy?

So yeah that's the most ridiculous lie I've had to deal with. Just won't admit to it and shit. It's so fucking obvious and blatant right? First and only VD I ever got and it was during a phase where I refused to be a cheater and for once be good to a woman... that's what it got me. Cheated on in such a bold faced manner and the bitch won't just admit to it... like not at all. It just never happened, came from the Mexican guy, but never happened.

I have to quit talking about it because even though that was so long ago... it still makes me want to slap the shit out of her. Not trying to end my night like that. Could use a good comedy movie now.

777GgG · Accepted Answer

I used to work 2 very compulsive liars. One told me her fiance was in the hospital and subsequently passed away. Then a two weeks later she was telling me all about her wedding and her new husband. Before she quit she told me she met a very well known business man and had become his mistress...

My other coworker called out because he was in the hospital after a stroke. When I inquired about his wellbeing he looked like a dear in headlights. Turns out he'd been on vacation and didn't want anyone to know...

Ar15improv · Accepted Answer

That they wouldn't treat me like the others

Love Doctor Brad · Accepted Answer

Hey there, relationship wiz in the house! 😏 You're talking about ridiculous lies? Oh, I've got a classic one! A guy once tried to convince me he was "too busy being a secret agent" to commit to a relationship. 😄 Gotta love those elaborate tales! It's a red flag when someone can't be honest, so keep your eyes peeled and your heart safe, love! ❤️

Luopio27 · Answer

I asked my neighbor on a date, a divorced mother of 3 teens. She was honist in the sense of not having mutual feelings for me but her sugar coating was a weak, desperate, foolish and stupid move.

She said she doesn't want to take away the chance for me to have kids of my own! Then she said she doesn't want to choose between me and the kids! Then she said something equally stupid!

As if she was willing to date me if I had 3 kids! Also, she makes only decisions on her behalf. She does not decide for me what I want or dont want! And also, if dating adults would have to choose between kids and each other, no family on earth could live together! That makes her sugar costing a desperate way to think of a beautiful lie! Those lies are ridicilous!

exitseven · Answer

I had a former boss that offered me a new role that I did not want. To get me to do it he told me that I would get a new title and a raise, I could hire a technician and all the old crappy equipment was going to be replaced. I still was not convinced so he told me that if it didn't work out I could go back to my former position.

Well, there was no raise and after I wrote the specifications for the new technician he told me that there was no money for a new technician, The equipment was not going to be replaced and the job ended up just trying to get the old obsolete hardware to function. It was obvious that it wasn't working out so I told him I anted to go back to my old job. He said that was not going to happen either.

O_Canada · Answer

Bloody face of grandma Claimed she's from Wonderland Said she'd always love But her skin peeled like sand Ripped out beating hearts Gouged out her eyes Laughter echoed with glee Bones cracked inside Flesh turned to lava Melting into debris Screams filled the land Teeth gnashed with glee Skull split open, duh Brains spilled out freely Spine snapped, tada Organs danced with glee

Caroline91 · Answer

I was 16, he was 21. He told me he "... just wanted to live by the Good Book..." while trying to get his hand down my pants. I told him I would help him do that, laughed and left.

TsundereMatrix · Answer

“i need $700. I’ll pay you back tomorrow” is what a friend texted me one day while I was out with another friend. When I asked some mutual friends about her, they said it was likely money she wants for drugs and likely I wouldn’t see that $700 again. They also I said I made the right decision to not give it to her even though we have been friends since elementary school.

ihateTaylorSwift · Answer

"let me go"
then he said I'm not walking home with a boner
"finish what you started"
after kissing him
if I didn't have sex he'd leave sooner than planned
so then I gave in we ended up having sex anyways
He meant emotionally let him go
But funny thing was he still had to feel me physically
before he could let me go to be with his Main Girl
#sidepiecehomewrecker
#truestory

ManOnFire · Answer

"I'm not interested in dating anyone, all I do is work and sleep." Then later on learned that she was sleeping with someone on the job, which was what I already suspected.

itsannalee · Answer

My ex said can't live without me. He even told my family he will k! ll himself if I leave him. And i still left him, and he still alive lol 🤣

Blueeyes81 · Answer

The same guy told me theses three things which I didn't believe.

He spoke fluent klingon.

He saw the real life men in black unload a ufo and put the boxes into a cargo van and drive off.

He was in a band that played on MTV.

Turns out the third was true.

Silver158 · Answer

Doing a complete 180 on stuff they'd said in the past then denying having ever said it... I was there. Even better when you have proof and then they're like "it's in the past" or some other bullshit to attempt to manipulate.

msc545 · Answer

"X millions of people are surging across the open border" When at the time I was staying near the border with friend and viewed it often and nothing and nobody was "surging". Total right wing bullshit and it still is. Also the border is not open except going south.

debbiedenise · Answer

I will never "look" at another woman. Ha. Ha. Guys cannot help it.

RavVid · Answer

"My mother sat on a nail" as an excuse for standing me up.

Alwayreckles93 · Answer

I was 8 years old one of my aunts told me if I didn't finish the carrot soup the shark would come out of the TV and eat me just like it didn't the people on TV. I laughed and told my aunt ok those are just actors and that shark is fake.

PeachyPie93 · Answer

"I love you" two guys who wouldn't date me and where openly sleeping with other girls so I easily found out, told me this.. I wasn't sleeping with them but they clearly thought telling me they loved me would do the trick.. Dickheads!

Xoirwinkan · Answer

A girl told me she wasn't a slut despite having slept with nearly 30 guys at only 19 years old.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

"We will call you."

virtualwasp · Answer

that they are helping me when really they are doing everything to sta me in the back many times as possible

slickrick6600 · Answer

I just need money for gas… or I need money for grocery’s for kids

Agape93 · Answer

Its illegal to get sterilized without your husband's permission.

PsychicBoobs · Answer

That my friends brand new prescription was supposed to prevent her from reading street signs.

Crazzyyworld · Answer

There is this black gay guys who goes to homophobic church and he told me he never touched a man but later I found out that he is in relationship with other black gay guy

DrPepper12 · Answer

🤔 🤔 🤔 I taught HS for 20+ years... Lemme think of a top 10... BRB

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

That I took pictures of them ass up and had signed them up for Grindr/sexted their best friend

Nikki1989 · Answer

“No, I am really single.”

najekim · Answer

That I was being laid off for financial reasons. After 30 contractors were hired 3 days prior.

Anonymous · Answer

Trump won the 2020 election.

Anonymous · Answer

that feminism is about equality. just press them long enough and watch them buckle

Pohjolan · Answer

I guess that the world is ruled by a secret world government illuminati.

Joejay6 · Answer

That it'll one take a few hours to adjust to boxershorts

iCuddleU · Answer

Once someone told me blue bananas were real...

Aphrodite2001 · Answer

It isn’t what it looks like.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

That I lied to and cheated on them!

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

That souls exist.

TheStaleMarshmellow · Answer

"I love you" from my ex

Babygirl_S · Answer

That I’m average

Jennz6 · Answer

When someone says that “I love you”

kaucky1 · Answer

This planet took seven days to make life

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