What was the most astonishing lie someone said on your face?

[Fineasaaa]

[TheSpaceGnome]

That an invisible sky wizard watches me masturbate, and that he tortures his most hated chidren eternally in some magic fiery land that smells like farts, while everyone he likes gets to burn into ash in a place thats much hotter than the sun but also is somehow supposedly better than the fiery liquid sulfur place, and that somehow all this happens after you're already dead, despite needing a nervous system to experience anything.

I think that person may have been on drugs.

[Freyke]

That they're sorry. And that next time would be different.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

"Yes, I have all my immigration stuff in order, don't worry."

- my American ex-fiancé who had literally nothing prepared and tried to enter my country illegally after I flew down to pack up his apartment and drive him to Canada.

[IveGotNoName]

When I know someone is lying to me I call them out immediatly... I don't remember anyone telling an outrageous/memorable lie to someone while I was present.

[whereismyjohnny]

Hmm, can't think of any right now but there were a lot of situations where people lied to my face lol

[TenkRealist]

My ex. She told me she had never been with guys before. Later found out she was even having threesomes throughout the relationship 😅

[exitseven]

I used to have a boss that came to my office and promised me all kinds of things knowing he was just lying to me to get me to do what he wanted.

[Fireguy17]

They weren't cheating on me when they were caught in the act.

[goaded]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_x6QmuJdms

[Anonymous]

"I never slept with him", when meeting an old aquaintence that she'd told me she'd compared notes on with a girlfriend.

[Marianna546]

I don't know tbh there were manh

[Marianna546]

Many**

[driven159]

trust me when someone says that run away fast

[Anonymous]

If you give me sex then we can be lovers

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That i am an 9 🤣

[abc3643]

I love you.

[h3ll00]

"I love you"

[Anonymous]

To your face*

[Fineasaaa]

yes lol

[In_Trance]

Covid is real