Kids say the darndest things so what is something that a kid said to you?

[TrillXHippy]

[Chazmatazz269]

The darnedest thing i heard a kid say wasn’t to me, but about me. Fortunately i was well within ear shot. I was in a grocery store and a kid young and small enough to sit in the kid’s seat of the buggy was eyeballing me hard. Then she asks her mother, “Mommy, what happened to that man’s hair?”. I had been shaving my head for years at that point. Apparently she’d never met a bald person before. Ell oh ell!
Her mother was embarrassed and apologized and i dismissed the whole thing by saying, “No worries.” to mother and to daughter, “I have to shave my head because my hair isn’t as pretty as yours!”
But i laughed about it for a good while.

[Guy13]

Why…Why…But Why..,

Women are same way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

😎

[NathanDavis]

"sir, sir, Mister..."

when I was 16... lol