Would You Rather Be SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A FISH Or FARTED ON?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smack Me With A Fish.

Fart On Me.

[schittywok]

I've witnessed people being pin downed and farted on. I've witnessed a moon shot where a fat guy spreads his ass cheeks then let's a wet shart plaster the victim. Hell, I laughed my ass off. But the victims tell you what? They tasted shit. Human shit at that. What about squeaky dog toys? I've seen it where the squeaky is taken out and the fart is sucked into said dog toy then squeezed into the victims mouth and nasal areas. Once again, funny as all get out because it wasn't me. So, I would rather be slapped in the face by 400 fish before I have to taste human shit.

[schittywok]

I believe I have this feeling. There are now artisanal things. Cheesy Poofs that have cricket flour. There is no such fucking thing as cricket flour. Hell, humans do not have the ability to eat bugs without them being poison. We eat things that eat bugs. Pure, and simple. But when I as a smart Maga aficionado find two brands of pork rinds that will change your lives? No one wants to hear those recommendations!!!

[schittywok]

No one, and I mean no one will pay Angus Young to play an acoustic guitar. That man is so quaint, so private, so tiny. He's got the ballz to tell the world Eddie and Van Halen they are simply "pop music." I love it. Guess what? You know damn well they crossed paths. You know damn well the talent is immense. One time Eddie called Angus at two in the fucking morning, told Angus HE WAS THE SHIT. Angus's wife answered the telly. Promptly gave it to Angus. Angus did like he always does. He takes the telephone. Say's "Thank You," Eddie, "but it's two am?" True story from Angus when asked about his times with Eddie.

[schittywok]

Yet you have Butthead and Beavis. You have Head Butt and Beaver?

[schittywok]

But we did not get to the real Artisanal things that are PoRq brand BBQ and Zesty Chipotle.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Fart on me, that way the fish won't die.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to farts & thanks for saving a fish.

[AsaKyo]

Smacking me in the face with a fish might make me excited, so I want that

[Static_In_The_Attic]

One fish coming right up!

[innerman]

😝😝😝

[XXblack88]

Probably farted on

[SamIam96]

Where the F did this question come from? I'm struggling to think of anything more meaningless and coming up blank. If it just a mechanism to get xper points?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What might be meaningless to some isn’t meaningless to others. As for question’s there are so many questions waiting to be asked & this was one of them. I’m guessing you went with the fish right?

[SamIam96]

Any reasonable person would rather not have either. ru going to learn anything of value from the poll results?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The polls are still open & I am learning a few things & a value there is. As of the moment 50% of the voters chose to be smacked by a fish & the other 50% chose to be farted on.

[SamIam96]

what have you learned?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A question is sometimes followed by another question so the number two question is what did you learn? As for me I’m still learning on this one & I’ll disclose my findings in time my friend.

[schittywok]

I don't know what the fuck generation 26 is. All I know is you haven't lived!

[innerman]

Washing fish smell off my face might take some time

[20yearsolder]

Farted on

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll go with that one as well because being slapped with a fish is probably going to leave a mark.

[20yearsolder]

Exactly, and it wouldn't be the first time I smelt a fart so not a big deal