What do you think happens behind this door 🤔?

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MmmDaddy · Accepted Answer

Walking passed the door hearing them on other side

Manager: "well you want a raise babydoll? You know what to do?"

Girl: " if I swallow can I get a little more added to the raise?"

Manager: " yeah sure whatever. Get to work doll face!"

Girl: " oh fuck.. you're so big!" (Slurping/sucking sounds)

Manager: " oh dear god baby yes! Take it all in mmm fuck yeah! Ah ahh oh shit!

Girl: (choking sounds with slurping and sucking in between)

Manager: " oh my god! Woo! That was the best I have ever had! You have to do that again!"

Girl:" .. but another raise? What do I get?"

Manager:" your desk will be moved to a new office. A bigger work area and you can listen to your music I told you not to listen to during work hours."

Girl: "yes sir thank you! When do i um?"

Manager: " get out and I'll speak you in my office again when the time comes!"

Girl: (comes out of room and passes me giving me and semi-ashamed look... but her eyes sparkled with excitement during to their deal... she wipes her mouth and continued walking by... being ashamed must have quickly faded because she transitioned to smiling at the ground as she passed)

CrazyGirl2 · Accepted Answer

Well it all depends on WHERE that door is? At Stamford for example, the FAP office is the Financial Assistance Program. In the military however, the FAP department is the department for the administration of the Family Advocacy Program. In most other iterations (such as the county of Los Angeles) the FAP office is their Family Assistance Program. There is also an FAP department at CERN, where the Large Hadron Collider is, although they do not say what the acronym means. But, yes it’s also slang for masturbation, although I doubt in the world we all live, where an innocent touch on the small of the back can get one kicked out of school or fired, I doubt any institution would have an office designated for staff to masturbate in! But who knows?

ArrowheadSW · Accepted Answer

The job that I had twenty years ago... The manager had the company computer in the office, and he had a free-standing non-networked computer also. We suspected that he watched porn on the non-networked one.

AndrésC64 · Accepted Answer

Behind that door sits the Head Fapper who sits at a desk looking at screens all day to make sure that the fapping is done correctly.

Apple1996 · Answer

Wow wonder how someone even lands of the job of being the general manager of fapping? Probably need a degree for it and many training hours to make sure they are qualified to fap all day

SaoirseS · Answer

It wasn't until last year that I knew what that meant. Thanks to GAG my gutter lingo has improved somewhat, but I still claim no fluency in it.

The rooms where we have family conferences to plan funerals are called "family assistance and planning" rooms. They're not marked that way, but that's what we call them. Sometimes I'd leave a note for one of the staff to meet with a family "in (whichever) FAP at (whatever time)." I didn't understand why guys thought that was funny. The other women didn't get it either. One day I was in one by myself, and one of the guys on staff opened the door and asked "am I interrupting a naughty moment?" It wasn't until then he told me what FAP meant.

letuswaltzforthedead · Answer

Too many dirty minds here smh.  Obviously fap stands for Food, Art, and Prayer.

Blackcosmo · Answer

We all know something no one is supposed to see is going in there. Only for age: 100+

Sour-rose · Answer

You go and "get that raise"  ;D

Dinklex3 · Answer

Family Advocacy Program.. "General manager" part would make me think it's not that though. I get it though

call_me_scar · Answer

Everything the big bang is happening behind that door just slowly expanding

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

AAAAAHO

RolandCuthbert · Answer

Incels in a group whacking session.

RedStiletto88 · Answer

Oh dear. I think I’d rather not know omg 😂😂

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

Weed, Coke & Alcohol...

TransAm85 · Answer

Sex, lines of coke, and laughter..

Topaz1979 · Answer

This 👌👈.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Lot fapping goes on in that room LMAO

blarenbond · Answer

A general manager viciously crying all day

imjustadude · Answer

Fire Alarm Paneling... General Managing...

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Anti-stress therapy room

Zolly99999 · Answer

Lots of naps and computer games 🤣🤣

altaboy · Answer

We don't talk about the FAP room, okay?

AmandaYVR · Answer

hahahaha

Guardian45 · Answer

FAPPING OBVIOUSLY!

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