If a giant gorilla stole your partner and went up to the top a of a construction site and tossed barrels at you what would YOU do?

[Still-alive]

I would just freak the hell out!

Call for animal control!

Climb the construction site while dodging the barrels until i get to the top!

Grab a hammer and go ape shit with it on the way up

Try to lure the ape down with a huge pile of banana's

I'd sing the DK rap

I'd do something else (say what)

[letuswaltzforthedead]

What if I am the monkey and I just stole the person because I thought they had bananas?

Either way, if I'm on the other hand, that monkey ain't making it.

[Still-alive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA
ill just sing that song. 'yes we finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee'

[letuswaltzforthedead]

We must bulid a monkey kingdom, monopolize all bananas

[DizzyDesii]

I mean if i dont do anything then he may know i was the one that hired his kidnapper. I guess i have to at least pretend to try to climb my way up

[call_me_scar]

I'd call the cops but if it's one thing I know is not to fuck with a pissed off gorilla I don't wanna end up like that lady who got her fave ripped off

[call_me_scar]

Face*

[MrOracle]

This is a job for a 'hog.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/NvIJvPj_pjE

[RedStiletto88]

I’d wonder if the gorilla preferred men over women since he took my husband and not me. I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to go.. at least that’s what the movies all say 😂

[Sour-rose]

I'll take the hammer thanks. Especially if my partner is a rare kind of person so I'll destroy and kill to make sure they mine

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Try to lure the ape down with a huge pile of banana's

[Makeushiver]

Concede the aergument and chalk it up to a loss to a giant gorilla.

[JosyJosy]

Youtube "how to beat monkey barrel game" haha for real I would

[Phoenix98]

How big are we talking? If it’s above average in size I’d just shoot it.

[Likes2drive]

Grab a hammer and go after him, lol. I remember playing that arcade game a lot at the convenience store when it came out in the 80s

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would propose a Bars Off (Rap Battle). I win, I get her back. If he wins, I get her back and he dies

[Dinosaursandanime65]

If he somehow won, I’d pull out some Heat. Shotgun

[AsaKyo]

Beat the shit out of the gorilla with a hammer and get my man back, obviously~

[Agent_Elflord]

Turn into Fox or Solid Snake and pull out the choppa

[Topaz1979]

I'd end up single because I am weak😔.

[Still-alive]

its ok the army will save him for you lol

[Topaz1979]

Thank goodness lol that would have been a sad way to end up single lol

[Zolly99999]

Put on my red overalls and red hat and go get her

[Msputiton]

Find a new partner

[Still-alive]

lol you're like 'oh darn that sux. NEXT!' :P

[Msputiton]

Yup, ain't bout to fight no dawg gone gorilla

[Blackcosmo]

Time for a guy!

[Blackcosmo]

New*

[Aerolyn]

Call the cops

[Guardian45]

Get my dragon!

[Jhenry]

Smile and move onXD