Flesh eating zombie gnomes attack what do you do?

[shesrad]

Become a victim

Fight

Go back inside wait for help, hide or get stoned waiting for it all to pass

Other

A total of 38 votes were cast: 23 girls and 15 guys. See detailed results

[TroyDT]

Questions like this are a welcome break from the endless drama of other questions.

In answer, it depends upon how many there are. I have several hundred shotgun rounds so I should be able to take out quite a few.

[shesrad]

thank you, i try to be very creative and silly

[bigpauly]

I am the flesh eating zombie gnome 😈

[shesrad]

bad pauly lol

[bigpauly]

*hangs head in shame

[shesrad]

ah ha

[God_of_Thunder]

Punt the fuckers 🥾

[Agape93]

Before I answer, a few questions.

How tall are they?
What are they made of?
How is it transmitted?

[shesrad]

a foot tall, they are just little gnomes like human form in all ways just 1 foot tall, transmission unknown

[Agape93]

Play it safe then. Birdshot from a 12 gauge shotgun will kill them nicely, I have enough to kill several hundred. Bury the remains or set it on fire. Dig a 2 foot deep trench around the house.

[shesrad]

nice!

[Guy__]

Why not just wear steel boots?

[Agape93]

That solves nothing and causes a shit ton of other issues.

[Still-alive]

Spray the garden with more Round Up. Oughtta take care of those weeds

[shesrad]

round up by time you do that will have 40 on you, well all know those sprayers do not work asap, lol

[Guardian45]

Worse! It's gene-modifying, and those Zombie Gnomes will metamorphose into Spawn from Hell!

[Apulu_Imback]

I will behead it with the garden shovel. That's how you destroy zombies completely.

[TacticalLizard]

throw my Full Tactical Body armor Suit on and Head out with My 2 Handguns my machine Gun my Shotgun As well as my Sword as well as my Baton And grab all 6 of my Baseball bats and place them Through the Yard.

[TacticalLizard]

As well as My 2 paintball guns as well as my Pepper ball Guns and my BB guns I’ll keep my Sniper In the House And I’ll open The Window and shoot them with my Sniper out of that

[TacticalLizard]

And I’ll buy Rat Traps and set them down through out the house and around My house and they will Walk Onto the rat Trap 🪤 and be Stuck

[NathanDavis]

my cats would take care of them... and my neighbor's dogs

[Biancam13]

I voted C because that's a reference from Shaun of the Dead

[DryGermanGuy]

Never seen these sold in Germany. Could be quite a shock for the older people! 😂👍

[Phoenix98]

Try out the wonderful sport of midget tossing. And toss em over the fence.

[shortster]

Punt the gnomes?

https://youtu.be/zWbk2K3QduY

[EaterPeter]

I am willing to throw myself if they promise to spare you

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[TheSpaceGnome]

MY BRETHREN!!! OUR TIME HAS COME!!!

[shesrad]

ahahahaha

[TheSpaceGnome]

*laughs maniacally while devising a plan to replace all gnomes on earth with space gnomes, that with inevitably fail because of some convenient but mostly unoticed plothole involving giant goats ersomething*

[purplepoppy]

I call on my loyal army of goblins to protect me

[Fireguy17]

I have been waiting for them to come.

[Guardian45]

How come?

[Fireguy17]

@Guardian45
I have plenty of ammo for zombies!

[Dnice1]

Run them over with my truck

[Guardian45]

ZAP' EM with my Zombie Gnome Disintegrator Raygun!

[Wise4myage]

Lock n Load.