Flesh eating zombie gnomes attack what do you do?

shesrad

Xper 3 Age: 29

Flesh eating zombie gnomes attack what do you do?

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TroyDT Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

+1 y

Questions like this are a welcome break from the endless drama of other questions.

In answer, it depends upon how many there are. I have several hundred shotgun rounds so I should be able to take out quite a few.

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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  thank you, i try to be very creative and silly
  
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bigpauly Follow
Explorer Age: 31

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I am the flesh eating zombie gnome 😈

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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  bad pauly lol
  
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- bigpauly
  
  +1 y
  *hangs head in shame
  
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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  ah ha
  
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God_of_Thunder Follow
Guru Age: 41 , mho 50%

+1 y

Punt the fuckers 🥾

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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 34

+1 y
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Before I answer, a few questions.

How tall are they?
What are they made of?
How is it transmitted?

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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  a foot tall, they are just little gnomes like human form in all ways just 1 foot tall, transmission unknown
  
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- Agape93
  
  +1 y
  Play it safe then. Birdshot from a 12 gauge shotgun will kill them nicely, I have enough to kill several hundred. Bury the remains or set it on fire. Dig a 2 foot deep trench around the house.
  
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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  nice!
  
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- Guy__
  
  +1 y
  Why not just wear steel boots?
  
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- Agape93
  
  +1 y
  That solves nothing and causes a shit ton of other issues.
  
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Still-alive Follow
Master Age: 42

+1 y
1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Spray the garden with more Round Up. Oughtta take care of those weeds

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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  round up by time you do that will have 40 on you, well all know those sprayers do not work asap, lol
  
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- Guardian45
  
  +1 y
  Worse! It's gene-modifying, and those Zombie Gnomes will metamorphose into Spawn from Hell!
  
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Apulu_Imback Follow
Explorer Age: 17 , mho 41%

+1 y

I will behead it with the garden shovel. That's how you destroy zombies completely.

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TacticalLizard Follow
Xper 2 Age: 25

+1 y

throw my Full Tactical Body armor Suit on and Head out with My 2 Handguns my machine Gun my Shotgun As well as my Sword as well as my Baton And grab all 6 of my Baseball bats and place them Through the Yard.

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- TacticalLizard
  
  +1 y
  As well as My 2 paintball guns as well as my Pepper ball Guns and my BB guns I’ll keep my Sniper In the House And I’ll open The Window and shoot them with my Sniper out of that
  
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- TacticalLizard
  
  +1 y
  And I’ll buy Rat Traps and set them down through out the house and around My house and they will Walk Onto the rat Trap 🪤 and be Stuck
  
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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 33%

+1 y
9.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

my cats would take care of them... and my neighbor's dogs

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Biancam13 Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 42%

+1 y

I voted C because that's a reference from Shaun of the Dead

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DryGermanGuy Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 33%

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1.9K opinions shared on Other topic.

Never seen these sold in Germany. Could be quite a shock for the older people! 😂👍

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Phoenix98 Follow
Master Age: 33

+1 y
16.6K opinions shared on Other topic.

Try out the wonderful sport of midget tossing. And toss em over the fence.

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shortster Follow
Master Age: 42

+1 y
1.9K opinions shared on Other topic.

Punt the gnomes?
https://youtu.be/zWbk2K3QduY

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EaterPeter Follow
Guru Age: 53

+1 y
932 opinions shared on Other topic.

I am willing to throw myself if they promise to spare you

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- EaterPeter
  
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  Thanks for like!
  
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TheSpaceGnome Follow
Master Age: 39

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1.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

MY BRETHREN!!! OUR TIME HAS COME!!!

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- shesrad
  
  +1 y
  ahahahaha
  
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- TheSpaceGnome
  
  +1 y
  *laughs maniacally while devising a plan to replace all gnomes on earth with space gnomes, that with inevitably fail because of some convenient but mostly unoticed plothole involving giant goats ersomething*
  
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purplepoppy Follow
Master Age: 26 , mho 55%

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I call on my loyal army of goblins to protect me

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Fireguy17 Follow
Master Age: 61

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1.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

I have been waiting for them to come.

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- Guardian45
  
  +1 y
  How come?
  
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- Fireguy17
  
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  @Guardian45
  I have plenty of ammo for zombies!
  
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Dnice1 Follow
Guru Age: 27

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1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Run them over with my truck

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Guardian45 Follow
Guru Age: 51

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ZAP' EM with my Zombie Gnome Disintegrator Raygun!

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Wise4myage Follow
Master Age: 24

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Lock n Load.

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