Can you insult someone only using projection and true statements about yourself?

MCheetah

Taking a play from literally EVERY Progressive/SJW on planet Earth, can you insult someone ONLY using negative things that fully apply to yourself? (Me, him, her, anyone; doesn't matter.)

I want you to list off some insults that fully apply to you, also known as "projection," as if you're saying them to someone else. Just like all the Progressives do daily! And don't lob any softballs or backhanded insults (compliments), either! Be as hard and ruthless as you can! This is a self-roast!

And I'll turn on Anonymous Comments just this once, but... Just don't be a pus sy. Don't even go anonymous. That's lame as hell.

You are an angry, short little man who will die alone and no woman on Earth would have sex with you if it meant saving the planet.
You are an angry, short little man who will die alone and no woman on Earth would have sex with you if it meant saving the planet.

Okay, that was mine. How about you?

EXAMPLE: You are a sad, middle-aged loser who owns too many cats and uses feminism as an excuse to hide all your failures.
EXAMPLE: You are a sad, middle-aged loser who owns too many cats and uses feminism as an excuse to hide all your failures.
EXAMPLE: Youre an embarrassing, incompetent clown and idiot with dementia whos been a failure his entire career... Trump!
EXAMPLE: You're an embarrassing, incompetent clown and idiot with dementia who's been a failure his entire career... Trump!
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It's lame that only two people actually participated. Are you guys that insecure that you can't insult yourselves?
Can you insult someone only using projection and true statements about yourself?
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