Can you insult someone only using projection and true statements about yourself?

[MCheetah]

Taking a play from literally EVERY Progressive/SJW on planet Earth, can you insult someone ONLY using negative things that fully apply to yourself? (Me, him, her, anyone; doesn't matter.)

I want you to list off some insults that fully apply to you, also known as "projection," as if you're saying them to someone else. Just like all the Progressives do daily! And don't lob any softballs or backhanded insults (compliments), either! Be as hard and ruthless as you can! This is a self-roast!

And I'll turn on Anonymous Comments just this once, but... Just don't be a pus sy. Don't even go anonymous. That's lame as hell.

You are an angry, short little man who will die alone and no woman on Earth would have sex with you if it meant saving the planet.

Okay, that was mine. How about you?

EXAMPLE: You are a sad, middle-aged loser who owns too many cats and uses feminism as an excuse to hide all your failures.

EXAMPLE: You're an embarrassing, incompetent clown and idiot with dementia who's been a failure his entire career... Trump!

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It's lame that only two people actually participated. Are you guys that insecure that you can't insult yourselves?

[JDavid25]

You're a needy, kinda narcissistic, know it all, who tries to act self righteous.. You got your head so far up your own ass that you don't need to get it out of the clouds because there's a whole other world in there. Why don't you stop eating so much ass, then people will start respecting you, and maybe you'll stop procrastinating so much.. You long head, pink lipped gym freak..

[JDavid25]

Thanks for MHO!

[JesseJayNeak]

My friend, you’re a sorry excuse of man who’s too carefree to realize what world you’re living. A fool living in Fantasyland. An idiot chasing an impossible dream. Get a life

[meetkitty123]

I like the idea of this concept of insult someone simply by being factual but Im not sure using words such as "loser" or "idiot" works best since these statements are opinions not facts.

The statement you are a "sad little man" (removing strange as this can also can be an opinion) works best

Its a stronger insult if its factual

Anyhow I'm not into insulting myself.

But words I suppose I can use that are actual facts about myself which can be used as an insult would be:

Short

ADHD

Dyslexic

Obsessive compulsive

Obsessively optimistic

Stressed out

Lonely

Sad

Heartbroken

One of the best example I can come come up with of using facts as an insult is this scene:

She doesn't say anything that is untrue but its a low blow none the less.

Its funny how she can take something as being pure and twist it into an insult.

[JosyJosy]

"You're an inconsiderate piece of shit who doesn't care about the other's feelings as long as you get to say your shit"

[MCheetah]

Josy doesn't seem inconsiderate to me. She seems like a nice person.

[JosyJosy]

Well I tried.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I think you pretty much can, it's just on a more subconscious level since when you're insulting someone, you're more focused on your current exasperation rather than your words.

[Aerissa_Jade]

You are a incompetent loser who will never be happy in life.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Sometimes hahah. A fat person can't insult me by telling me I'm that.

[msc545]

Projection and other defense mechanisms are unconscious. You will not know you are doing it.

[MCheetah]

Yeah, but the point is to basically insult yourself using true things (or opinions you believe are based in reality) and act as if you're speaking to someone else while doing it.

[msc545]

I understand although I don't quite get the point