Would You Rather have to fight a group of petite female teenage lacrosse players, or one 6'9", 350 pound, powerful adult woman?

[MCheetah]

Someone brought up this old-ass Would You Rather question I asked in the past. So I'll ask it again on GAG. Yes, this question is probably "un PC" in today's age of pus sies and cowards, but who cares?

Option A. Six white suburbanite 14 year old girls, all between 4'9" and 5'0" tall and roughly 80 to 100 pounds. They've never been in a fight in their lives, but they play girls' lacrosse. They're all super-pissed at you and will try to kill you. They are armed with plastic lacrosse sticks. If you are also female and under 5'9"/175 cm, you get a choice of a leather baton or Billy club as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate all of them (non-lethally, of course!) in order to win.

Leather Baton

Billy Club (leather truncheon)

Option B. One 6'9" (205 cm), 350 pound (160 kg) adult woman named Aly. She's from Queens, New York. She has one month of fighting experience from a personal trainer, but only with average-sized females. She will be very angry at you, thinking you assaulted her parents or something. If you are also female or under six feet tall, you get a pair of cheap Made-in-China brass knuckles as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate her in order to win.

Made-in-China Lightweight Brass Knuckles

MAKE YOUR PICK! WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH?

The six suburbanite teenage lacrosse girls.

The one 6'9", 350 pound giantess.

[AviatorTom]

I'd have no chance against the lacrosse players. Have you ever watched a girls lacrosse game? They play dirty. With sticks, they'd easily gang up and beat me. I might have a chance against the Amazon. At least it's one on one.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

I mean, i can do either one to be honest.


Even though I have years of martial arts, if it’s outside of an mma rules and regulations, I fight dirty asf. Leg kicks and throat punches/ elbows are my bread and butter

[MCheetah]

Same. I'm the kind to bring a gun to a fist fight, to be honest (not here in Korea, since we can't have guns, but still).
I'd choose Aly, because I think stamina is the biggest factor here and six girls could out-stamina me, where as my stamina is probably equal or greater than the Amazon's. I could also do submission holds on her, while I'd just get curb-stomped trying to do them on one or two teen girls.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Being smart is the best weapon lol

[Emiliamazing]

I picked the angry teenagers. Hopefully they truly are trying to kill me, because I don't want to get in trouble for abusing or assaulting a minor. I like my chances of disabling them with the baton,

[Emiliamazing]

Any chance I could wear a protective helmet, just like the teenagers have? I understand if the answer is no.

[Emiliamazing]

I take it back. I thought lacrosse had facemasks, maybe it's just the goalie.

[Emiliamazing]

Thank you for the MHO!

[misfittoy]

one giantess

[misfittoy]

thank you for mho

[IceCreamSandwich]

I'd have a shot against one. But six? They could be UNarmed UNathletic 14-year-olds and still take a grown man down. They're a team they're used to rallying for a single purpose, and most people only have 4 limbs.

[Berethor]

Conservation of ninjutsu don't work in real life, so six weaker girls are likely more dangerous.

[MCheetah]

Actually, conservation of ninjutsu MIGHT work in real life, since it's dishonorable to attack an opponent two-on-one or give him a gang beatdown! Ninjas are all about that honor life.

[MCheetah]

But I guess teenage suburbanites don't abide by the Bushido Code, I suppose.

[Berethor]

Ninjas was assassins, backstabbers, so no, ninjas was not following bushido code.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMlu7ZleclI

[MCheetah]

That's a really bad ninja though. Most ninjas are supposed to be stealthy spies and never be seen or caught. If anyone knows you're a ninja, you've already failed at your job. They're also supposed to work alone being stealth-based and all (hence, why they'd be so bad at teamwork and attack the protagonist, one-on-one). Your own TVTropes taught me that!

[MCheetah]

pmwiki/pmwiki. php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu

[Berethor]

It's bad or unlucky ninja, but the point is that ninjas don't care about 'mook chivalry'. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nqc7ZSjOM

[hahahmm]

There's no benefit to playing games with women who want to fight. Either they can come at me 100% as real criminals, and I will end them 100% or they can go walk down the street and play games with the dude down there.

[420Rachel]

I would get my ass kicked either way, but I think I would take my chances with the 14 year olds vs the amazonian fighter. 😭

[douride2]

Do you realize the damage 6 girls with lacrosse players could do with those sticks. I will take my chances with the one large woman.

[ShadezMcgee]

I would take my chances with the tall chick. One opponent over many would be more advantageous and could be beaten if played smart.

[A_Bell]

Those lacrosse girls have ouchy sticks, are in a group and do cardio. 350 pound walking blue whale has to catch me first.

And if Gulliverina falls down, it's go time.

[JDavid25]

I'll take the giantess.. As a man there's a chance that I'm still stronger than her.. She just has the size and weight advantage.. I wouldn't fight a bunch of little girls.. Even if they do have weapons..

[AsaKyo]

The petite teenage girls because why not? lmao

[Summeroflove]

Where do you people even come up with this stuff? It’s creepy at best

[Anonymous]

I mean I’ve fought with men that big. I’m not really intimidated by either. I’d probably go with the multiple petite women. They’d be more fun to squeeze lol.

[exitseven]

I would go with the big one. Maybe she is a lover and not a fighter

[bolverk]

If you had ever played lacrosse or hockey against girls you would not ask the question - They are a vicious pack and put velociraptors to shame!!

[Fuentes]

If the 6'9 girl attacks me, I'll whoop her and if it's a pack of girls they could gang up and pack me out & kill me lol

[Ill_made_Knight]

pfffft... 6 is too many, gimme the one big girl. PS I would only fight a female physically in fantasy land so...

[HighValue]

I'd fight the one big fat weak woman. No additional witnesses, plus since she is gross and fat I wouldn't feel bad about beating her up.

[MikeInHawaii]

One good fart and Zi’d have them all running for cover.

[JesseJayNeak]

6 lacrosse girls. Outnumbered but still easy pickings

[TrillXHippy]

Not going to fight a bunch of 14 year olds. I’m 27. I could fight that giant but not by myself

[Iron_Man]

One 350 pound man hand to hand