Have you ever assaulted a bird?

[jamartheg]

Yes

No

[Lliam]

I went dove hunting a couple years in a row in the early 90s. I was a really good trap shooter and it was fun hitting the fast moving, jinking doves. It was like a video game. The meat was good, too. You tore them apart with your hands to get the small discs of breast meat. But I decided that I don't like killing things and stopped going.

I love all the birds that visit our yard. We had some chickens for a while and became attached to them. They gave us eggs. But a bobcat gradually picked them off.

I have lots of quail on my property, and wild turkeys come around during certain seasons. They're adorable, but they are there if food ever gets hard to obtain.

[Anonymous]

I'm willing to admit to apsolutely spattering garbage blue jays after they started enmass preying on my friends farms local birds got to a point we got a friend to get us some high power shotgun ordinance through a military related contact. We lit up their pine tree on the property with some dragons breath rounds. Normally I'm the type to befriend animals but when we caught them on cameras eating other birds eggs and outright killing the other birds we were like this is it and we just took things to the extreme and declared it karma. We mostly hand feed and or personally feed the local other birds so this is how we justify our one time extreme methods of deterrents XD.

[Opinion Owner]

We found one eating some baby barn owls and we were like yep were gonna make the hoard of blue jays on the property learn a lesson. My friend prides his farm on being a bird sanctuary. Most of the birds on his property understand to respect the crops XD. He grows in mass bird seed.

[Mellifluous_]

Once i accidentally drove over an already dead bird. Still felt horrible though.

[misfittoy]

no, just given the bird

[nolabels]

I have.

The last time I did so, outside of legally hunting for gamebirds, was when I was a young boy.

My mother happened to witness me shooting a songbird, some short time after my father passed away.

She broke into tears.

Yeah, that happened.

Never again, not only because I came to realize that it is illegal, it's heartbreaking.

[exitseven]

My older cousin taught me how to catch a seagull. You catch a mackerel and wrap the fishing line around it nice and tight. Cast it out into the ocean and when the seagull picks it up you have to give it a lot of line so he gets the fish down his throat. then you start reeling him in. They really put up a fight.

[purplepoppy]

I've accidentally caught a lot of herring gulls on top water lures. They come out of nowhere and suddenly you've got a seagull kite. Just reel in slow so you don't hurt them then chuck your coat over them to calm them down.

[Anonymous]

Maybe you should get assaulted have your dick and balls chopped off and have a knife slice through your neck and cut off your head

[jamartheg]

What?

[AMS700CX4u2]

Every Thanksgiving.

[MCheetah]

Not yet. It's on my bucket list!

[musicbrain5]

I have only ever shot at clay pigeons, lol.

[NathanDavis]

nope... no foul play...

[AsaKyo]

Sociopaths do

[CuriousMufuxka]

Quote the raven, never more..

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I love chickens. They are beautiful creatures

[LavLavLuv]

nope

[BLP11520]

Geese