Have you ever been hit by bird poop?

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It is supposed to be good luck.

ArrowheadSW · Accepted Answer

I grew up near the ocean and in high school I was reading a book during lunch. Next thing I knew the book I was reading was covered and it was in my hair also. Some seagulls had flown overhead. They would hang out on school grounds during lunch looking for food.

I was on a cruise a few months ago and when I disembarked in one of the ports, I was out walking, and a flock of seagulls took off in front of me and flew towards me. I was very aware of what might happen. Sure enough, one dropped a bomb and I kid you NOT, I dodged it and it narrowly missed my leg. Another guy was behind me and saw it and was amazed that I was able to dodge it.

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

almost... that's my luck always been... three different times at school, the people sitting right next to me got the winning tickets lmao...

sage2021 · Accepted Answer

I was living very close to the Pacific Ocean and in elementary school every morning we had to go outside and exercise.
The seagulls would fly right over us and drop their poop bombs on us.
Of course all of the kids would know who got pooped on and raze the heck out of them for days!

Beckybooboo · Accepted Answer

At a highschool football game. I spent a long time braiding my hair and painting the school colors on my face, only to have a bird relieve itself on my head! Everyone laughed and laughed 🙄That was actually the worst part!

Apple1996 · Answer

Yeah happened to me 2 days in a row a few years ago. Those birds pooped right in my hair 😖

4ngelic · Answer

twice that i remember, both as a kid. once when i was maybe 7 or so, when i was walking up the stairs to my school. remember being so annoyed. another time maybe around 9, when i was playing with my friends i go shat on. they thought it was so funny

WhiteSteve · Answer

Right on my shoulder, probably around 6th grade. I was wearing my favorite “Homey Don’t Play That” t-shirt I bought at a beachside t-shirt shop. Ruined the shirt for me, I never mentally got over it, lmao

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Yes - it was right before entering a public administration building; to make it funnier: I was almost late and had no time to properly clean up :)

DishLady · Answer

Yeah. I’ve always been told it’s good luck… but I think it’s only good luck for my dry cleaner. 😂

Simslover92 · Answer

Nope and I hope to never get hit with that no matter how much good luck it may bring.

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Can’t recall on my head. My car for sure!! Especially right after I get a car wash.

purplepoppy · Answer

I've friend who's village has huge numbers of jackdaws. On some evenings the sky goes black and they'll even block out your tv signal as they fly over your house in a huge flock. If you're outdoors you're guaranteed to be hit at least once.

wynning · Answer

I just assume every bird overhead is running a poopathon and so far I've avoided targeted attacks

Geo1970 · Answer

Hasn’t everyone?
One of the worst scenarios regarding this issue is that when you peg your cloths out on the line, Every now and again you’ll find freshly dumped…… Bird dump on at least one item of clothing. It’s a pain in the backside.

Mangospacho · Answer

Yes, but I flung it back at the bird who originally did it. It was the only bird laughing hysterically. That’s how I knew who did it

Anonymous · Answer

several times too many. the one that still gets to me is when I was like 14-15 and my dad told me to take my hood off because it's hot outside. I was wearing a jacket. Almost instantly, my hood came down and the bird poop landed on top of my head like my dad was conspiring with the birds to get me. 🤣

OlderAndWiser · Answer

How does that equate with good luck?

AviatorTom · Answer

I've been hit by bird poop a few times in my life. One time the bird had a super aim and its poop went in my mouth... yuck! Never had any good luck from bird poop.

LiamS95 · Answer

Yes once, and it sure didn't feel like good luck at the time.

Valdemort · Answer

One time on my birthday, yeah lol

DCVsMarvel2 · Answer

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Wiredone · Answer

I never have but my mom did. We were taking family pictures in the front yard and a bird pooped on her shoulder

FreyaRed · Answer

No, but my cars.

Dongie · Answer

Yes, one time. I don't remember good luck following it. 🤷‍♂️

RavVid · Answer

Yes and I don't consider it good luck.

WonderingManII · Answer

yes and it is not good luck.

DrPepper12 · Answer

Does Elon buying Twitter count?

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Today, in fact.

zombiewoof · Answer

I am sure glad cows don't fly

Anonymous · Answer

When I was a kid

robocop666 · Answer

2 times in a period of like 30 seconds

Jeff51 · Answer

Yes from seagulls. How disgusting it was.

Brandi555 · Answer

Eww no. 😂

Awantika03 · Answer

Never

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, it happened a few years ago.

Tom567456 · Answer

Omg yeah

Cubus · Answer

No, never.

Landofifireandice · Answer

That gross

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