Are you scary 👻?

[bigpauly]

[PrettyPriya]

I'm going to let you answer your own question. What is the feeling you get when you see my username pop up in your notifications? Multiply that times a thousand and you have the feeling of what it would be like if I gave you a disapproving glare...

I joke. I am probably the least scary person there is. Physically and personality, not scary. I am not like some big, intimidating person. Well, to you I probably am, my munchkin.

Even if I were, I would blow it when I open my mouth. I have a very happy and bubbly personality and it shows. There really is no off button for it. I am just like that to everyone that I meet, strangers, friends, family, etc.

I am a ball of energy and that is the least scary thing to see coming at you. Now, there is one time where you might be terrified to see me. That would be with any sort of tool. I would be scared if I were you because that means I found something I believe needed fixing. Chances are, it doesn't, but I am going to fix it anyhow.

So, if you see me with even a screwdriver, turn around and walk away. Nothing good is about to happen.

[bigpauly]

That’s why you’re the only person welcome in my mini mart that’s not under 5ft. You’d be scary at first and then you’d just be a big goof.

Though I’ll have to remember not to allow you to bring any tools when you visit 🤔

[PrettyPriya]

Do you sell tools there? That is equally as bad.

[bigpauly]

🤔 maybe I can put that section somewhere that is too small for you to get in

[PrettyPriya]

Wise, wise. Also hide the cutlery and yogurt from @blackcupcake and point us to the whipped cream!

[bigpauly]

I didn’t know I was going to have to make a second exception, but @blackcupcake is welcome as long as she you 2 don’t bully the customers.

Follow me to the whipped cream

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya whipped cream…😍

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake I have a cherry for you. You won't find it on top though.

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya I don’t like it so high up anyways😍

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake It is a cherry even our little friend @bigpauly could reach. 🫢

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao…

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake Maybe he would prefer @msputiton's mad ball skills. Take that to mean what you want...

[bigpauly]

Aww I feel involved now.

[bigpauly]

Lmao I respect her bball skills. I don’t know what else you have on the mind now

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly that is what I mean. Where is your head at? 😑

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao… pervy pauly

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake LOL another PP hahahaha

[bigpauly]

Of course you two would turn it around on me 😒

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya lmfao

[PrettyPriya]

@pervypauly ask more questions! Let's go little one...

[bigpauly]

So demanding 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@emiliamazing Paulina is fussy again. Can you calm him down?

[Emiliamazing]

Give me a minute, I've got my hands full of sausage right now

[Emiliamazing]

* Washing hands

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly
Come on little man, I'll give you a piggyback ride. Settle down and relax

[PrettyPriya]

@Emiliamazing Sausage on hands easier to clean up than taco all over mouth.

[Emiliamazing]

@PrettyPriya
I would mostly agree with that, sausage can get a little messy though

[PrettyPriya]

@Emiliamazing Well, if you leave the casing on the sausage, shouldn't be messy.

[Emiliamazing]

🤣 I've got nothing

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing I do enjoy a piggy back ride 🤔

[PrettyPriya]

@emiliamazing this is where the baby bounce slingshot will come in handy getting Pauly up on your back for that ride.

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly
I'm so proud of how well you calmed down!

[bigpauly]

I can get up there fine 😒

[Emiliamazing]

Good thing I'm still strong enough to give you a ride after all these years

[PrettyPriya]

@Emiliamazing Hmm, the phrasing there...

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao

[Emiliamazing]

@PrettyPriya
I think that would be terrifying, what you are insinuating! I don't think he could handle that level of scariness

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao……

[exitseven]

@PrettyPriya Yes, I sure would not want to meet you in a dark alley.

[dustybiker]

I had a random guy follow me across a dark parking lot last night, try to take both my hands and not let go of the one. Security actually circled us to see if we were fighting or not, and they left me to defend myself against the enthusiastic older biker, who was simply lonely and wanting to chat bikes. If I was scary, in full gear, in the dark (after getting off my scooter to shop, not my cruiser mind you but still) he didn’t think so. He left happy though and looking like he wanted my number to go riding. *snort*

[Charliefretz329]

Omg!!! 😬

[bigpauly]

Lol oh wow.

[dustybiker]

He wasn’t a serial killer. I’m still here. Never had the instinct to give him a good spinning hook kick either. 🙃

[Charliefretz329]

He’d have earned it lol

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Yeah. I edited a lot out. We were chattering for half an hour.

[Charliefretz329]

Chatting? You? Lol

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Hey!

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣 what?

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 🤣

[xJeremyx]

I would like to say that I do seem scary to people meeting me for the first time. I have been told that I often look intimidating.

But no. I am not a scary person, unless someone really pisses me off. I am normally calm and collected, and like to handle any conflicts without raising my voice or using violence. But my friends know not to mess with me because they have seen me explode before (on whatsapp thankfully, not in person), and it is not pretty.

[NathanDavis]

scary would not be the word... I'm not scary

just don't mess with someone I care for, and all good... lol

always on my best behavior...

[bigpauly]

Scary kitty

[Curiosity2006]

Since you've asked:

Aaand me on Tuesdays:

[bigpauly]

🏃🏃

[Curiosity2006]

XDDD

[Kaneki05]

Kinda cute though wouldn't see me run away.

[Curiosity2006]

@Kaneki05 Damn, You're bold! X))

[Kaneki05]

If I die seems worth it lol

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Considering that I look like I'm 12 and sound like I'm 10, probably not. Plus, I dont like to make my revenge known so if I'm pisses off, me being annoying is as far as the person will be aware of.

[swettannie]

the dilemna to have a baby face

[letuswaltzforthedead]

@swettannie it is indeed a pain lol, is it something you have experienced with? 😄

[swettannie]

absolutely. it does have some advantage

[bigpauly]

Yea no one seems scared of me either for some reason

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Advantages would be getting in less trouble, no one wants to fight a little kid lol.
As for paul, him, I wonder why that is 🤔🤔🤔

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Hmm I meant :p

[swettannie]

there is another advantage, i'll explain in dm

[bigpauly]

They must be crazy

[Lyndsielee666]

I’ve been told so but not sure how that’s possible considering my size 😂

[bigpauly]

The tinier person the scarier

[Sour-rose]

Unfourtunately not. If I was, i'm sure I be very intimidating... but i seem like that girl who never stole something before and is a cinnamon roll. Well one of those is a lie.

[TroyDT2]

No. I'm the type of guy that random strangers ask for directions or help.

[bigpauly]

Can you point me to the nearest gas station?

[dustybiker]

Do you blush when people ask where the adult toy shop is? Cause then we need to work on you.

[TroyDT2]

@dustybiker lol

[jennifer_bloom]

People laugh at me when I’m angry so no I’m not scary but people should be scared of me cause bad things always happen to people who mistreat me.

[SaoirseS]

Lol no, not until people find out I’m an undertaker. That freaks a few out.

[Curiosity2006]

Wow! You like it? XP Rhetorical.

[SaoirseS]

I do like it.

[Curiosity2006]

Yeah... now you are scary!

[Emiliamazing]

BOOOOO!

Did that scare you?

[bigpauly]

Aaaaahhhh

[Emiliamazing]

There's your answer :-)

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I think not, but my stepfather said that kids are scared of me with my long hair and unshaved beard (not like it's that big) and occasionally unconvensional accessories.

[Blackcupcake]

very… ask @dustybiker

[bigpauly]

You’re especially scary if you’re using a knife. I need a helmet around you

[Blackcupcake]

I just cut myself this morning but not with a knife… that’s how scary I am😈

[bigpauly]

😂 how so? I hope you’re ok

[Blackcupcake]

I was struggling to open the lid of the yogurt… so I dug my fingers into it and tried to pull harder and it cut right through so I started bleeding🤡💃

[bigpauly]

Oh my lol.

[Blackcupcake]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[bigpauly]

Be careful!

[Blackcupcake]

I refuse😑

[bigpauly]

But I don’t want my friend getting hurt 😞

[Blackcupcake]

okay… I’ll be careful🥰

[bigpauly]

😌🤗

[Blackcupcake]

😁❤️

[dustybiker]

@blackcupcake Yes. The absolute scariest. Never will another yogurt cup get the best of her. 😈

[Blackcupcake]

@dustybiker lmfao….

[481632]

I intimidate many people only because I have a serious case of RBF and I'm shy. Most automatically think "Bitch".

[whereismyjohnny]

The scariest 🤫

[bigpauly]

I’m not scared of you!

[whereismyjohnny]

Well, you should be 😒😂

[bigpauly]

Oh yea?
*puffs chest out and stands on box

[whereismyjohnny]

Okay okay, you won 😆

[bigpauly]

Yea, that’s what I thought 😏
*falls off box

[whereismyjohnny]

It's my box now *runs off*

[bigpauly]

Hey! I need that!!

[DrBanana]

If I go up and walk real quiet I can give a few people a good fright yeah haha

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Only if you fuck with me

[bigpauly]

I don’t want any trouble with a potato

[Telekinetic-Potato]

😂 😂 😂

[BeMuse]

Why what did you do? Is there a reason I'd come for you...

[Agape93]

Depends on how badly you fucked up

[bigpauly]

I need you only corner

[Agape93]

Huh?

[bigpauly]

Like on my side instead of against me. Like I don’t want to be on your bad side lol

[Agape93]

Ohhh lol good call.

[Degenerate]

You're a mod now? This website is doomed

[Agape93]

The site was fucked long before I even got on here

[Msputiton]

You tell me.

Do i scare you🤨

[bigpauly]

You intimidate me when you look at me like that 🫣

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

What’s so funny? 🤨

[Msputiton]

Aww. So adorable

[bigpauly]

Excuse me?
*gets on tippy toes

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣
See we been nice all day to you but now you tryin it.

[bigpauly]

Lmao I’m allowed to! Plus the others have given me crap today already

[Msputiton]

Oh🤣so I'm being punished because of the others🤣

[bigpauly]

You’re punished because you laughed at me!
*moves onto step stool
🤨

[Msputiton]

*kicks stepstool*

[bigpauly]

Hey!
*falls on you

[Msputiton]

Did you just grab my boobs?😡

[bigpauly]

Nooo! 😓

[Msputiton]

Pauly. Smh
🚪🚶🏾‍♀️

[bigpauly]

You knocked me over, I can’t help where I landed!

[Msputiton]

I think you can😤

[bigpauly]

I didn’t expect you to knock me over to begin with! So mean to me

[Msputiton]

But you screamed boobies while in the air

[bigpauly]

I said “help me”

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣ok I'm done

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[Msputiton]

No matter where it goes you just go wit it🤣

[bigpauly]

Haha well yea that’s part of the improvising!

[Msputiton]

I know but you good at it 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't believe in ghosts

[bigpauly]

Way to answer the question 🤦

[sirderpsalot123]

Why did I think it said "are you scared of ghosts?" 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

No, I'm not scary... everyone loves me.

[bigpauly]

Well I believe the first part anyway

[dustybiker]

How can you not believe in ghosts? *flips notes page to things wrong with @sirderpsalot123*

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I don't believe in ghosts or demons, or whatever, there's been no evidence that they exist... logically it doesn't make sense for ghosts to be real.

[sirderpsalot123]

You really downvoted me for this 🤣🤣

[dustybiker]

I was in the mood. 🫠

[call_me_scar]

Yes it's very easy for me to sneak up on people

[bigpauly]

Good skill

[LavLavLuv]

nah im cute cute

[bigpauly]

Cute cute lav lav

[peedy]

To women i am they stay away from me like the democrats to the truth

[Chazmatazz269]

A little; more intimidating than scary, really.

[MCheetah]

I can be, to some people, when pissed off.

[Kaneki05]

Only to the people who don't know me. O

[exitseven]

Sometimes I scare myself.

[Phoenix98]

In general no though I can be.

[Noahzaid]

I would like to think so!

[AngryCarl]

Women find me scary. No, I don't know why.

[Curiosity2006]

"aNgRy Carl" XPPP

[Charliefretz329]

I definitely scare people

[Anonymous]

To a lot of people, yes I am.

[moonpie89]

Hahaha no

[bigpauly]

Nothing scary about a moonpie

[moonpie89]

Haha exactly

[Account]

I can be.

[Summeroflove]

Only if I need to be

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Nope.

[gerald5466]

no im not