Why did this snow man attack?

[pizzalovershouse]

Cuz the kid would fit in his mouth

The kid kept peeing on him

The snow man was hungry

Cuz he hated the kids dog

The kid made fun of his fashion style

The kid smelt like candy

The snow man got snow balls thrown at him by kid

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[Chazmatazz269]

I think it’s ignorant to assume the snowman attacked. Are all snowmen violent now? I’ve literally NEVER had a problem with a snowman, ever.
Kids, though? Nuisances, delinquents and entitled monsters, all! That kid CLEARLY climbed into the snowman’s gullet to choke him to death and eat him from the inside out! And YOU! You racist jerk, AUTOMATICALLY assume the snowman is the criminal in this case! You should take a sensitivity course or something. It’s 2022, jerk!

[Anonymous]

The answer seems obvious to me. The boy pulled off the snowman's nose to spite his face.

[FreyaRed]

Poor kid had should know Snowmen are vilest creatures

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

The snow man got snow balls thrown at him by kid

[LavLavLuv]

kid smelt like candy

[Anonymous]

He was tired of getting bullied by punks.