My dog ate my shoe, my birthday cake and now humping my leg, how is your Tuesday night?

[Midgetmcwidget]

All seriousness how do I get her to stop, she's obsessed

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xczf-g4o9ic

As for me I always try to look at the bring side of things & in your case oh shit!
Your dog ate your shoe, your dog ate birthday cake & to top it off your dog humped your leg. Smile, at least you got some ACTION on your birthday.

[Pyrofox]

Some warm or cold water in a spray bottle is a non violent way to condition the doggie to stop. Just have some restraint XD. So it doesn't like start hating you XD.

[AviatorTom]

Happy Birthday. Your dog is on a sugar high from eating the cake... it will eventually "crash" and fall asleep.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

It's fine.

I got some visitor and they brought a nice gift, so I'm kind of satisfied.

[Jamie05rhs]

Crap! I missed your birthday! Happy late birthday!!

[jshm2]

Train the fucking mutt.

[Jennz6]

Not as good as your Tuesday night

[Guardian45]

Ummm. A FEMALE dog is humping your leg?

[Midgetmcwidget]

Yea,

[Guardian45]

wEiRd

[pizzalovershouse]

Not as bad as your cold an relaxing

[panamared1]

Which is the most gratifying

[Midgetmcwidget]

None it's my birthday not hers, I made a st Clements cake and she ate it, not sure what shoes I'm wearing to work tomorrow.

[panamared1]

I was teasing, sorry for a lousy day, hope it improves