Where would you pee at a party?

[Anonymous]

You're at a party, and you really need to pee. The bathroom line is way too long, you won't be able to make it. You can either go outside and pee in full view of many people, or sneak into the bedroom to pee without anyone seeing and the host would never know it was you who soiled their carpet.

Outside in front of everyone

Alone in the carpeted bedroom

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+1 y

You aren't supposed to find a loophole, just imagine these are your only 2 choices

[Guy13]

Poisonous Penis: Surely, you have a potted plant or tree in this establishment. That's where I would be and would have someone setting their timer. I want an outside source verification for amount of time it takes for the bark to fall off the trunk or the leaves to brown and die. Before leaving the party, I will document via video so that I may compare. And, I would ask that you keep a 12 hour video interval so that Rate of Disruption could be kept.

See, I am use to walking down the boat dock/ fishing peer and pissing in the sound. I feed them fish pellets and every once in awhile a change is good. Seawater has to get old.

[SnowedIn]

Interesting. Well, I can hold it, but since you want a no loophole scenario, I'd pee in the bedroom. I have no issues peeing publicly or being seen naked for that matter. But, standing outside peeing everyone is going to say ewwwwwww and there'd be an issue. So, if I can pee in the bedroom, I'd do that.

[naughty_rosie]

I would go outside and pee in their garden or planted areas. I don't care what people says I'll just water the plants with my pee lol

[chloerichardson2022]

well i once had this at a party and had a pee in their garden, but i had a few friends to stand round me so

[Dargil]

Walk outside to your car, pull your skivvies aside and let loose beside it. Don't pee on your feet.

[boggboss]

Leave the house walk round the block and pee on tree the fuck pees in someone's room

[Alex8736]

i would walk into the bathroom regardless of a male or female using the toilet and let loose in the shower

[verylovelyguy]

i was at backyard party. guys would go pee in the bushes

[TrillXHippy]

But there is a loophole and I can just walk somewhere else to pee

[BobbieBoy666]

I would pee in a Mtn Dew bottle.

[Pyrofox]

Just go for the bush o. o lol.

[Flower7]

I would leave and find a public bathroom.

[Agape93]

Or we can go elsewhere.

[Dav1dTh0ma389]

I would go out in the bushes probably

[Anonymous]

The kitchen sink.

[panamared1]

Has this happened to you

[Anonymous]

In the bushes.