If you were at a party in an unfamiliar house, had drunk a lot, and had to pee, but the bathroom was out of order, where would you pee?

Kitchen sink
Dishwasher
Wood floor that isn't in the bedroom
Carpet that isn't in the bedroom
Sneak into the bedroom and pee in the bed
Sneak into the bedroom and pee on the floor or carpet
Other (please specify in your answer)
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If you were at a party in an unfamiliar house, had drunk a lot, and had to pee, but the bathroom was out of order, where would you pee?
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