Best comeback to "women☕" , "wash dishes" and "make a sandwich"?

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Dіldорhоbe · Accepted Answer

"Women do a lot more than that - you would be sad if all women did was wash dishes and make sandwiches!

If she truly loves you she may be willing to serve you in a variety of ways. This could include taking care of the household chores, running errands, and providing emotional support. Sure feeding people is something women also love to do, but not at gun point under their own partner!

A woman can also break up with her typical home provider and pursue a career in a field that interests her, such as science, engineering, or business. Though for the most part women are more emotionally sensitive and tuned in, it is not illegal for her to be independent. She can also become an advocate for social justice issues, work to protect the environment, or become an entrepreneur."

snackthatsmilesback · Accepted Answer

Depends if u have to stay talking to them. If not, just walk away. Ew/eyeroll is optional.

If u have to stay for whatever reason, the brain processes about 4 seconds of silence like rejection I heard. So u could just stare at them and then ignore it. Make eye contact. Look fucking tired. Just, done w it. Like "women lol" *stare* ". . . . So have you finished your part of the project or no?" Jokes aren't funny when u don't laugh. Obviously ur sick of it. So make that clear w/out engaging. Make them feel like an asshole cuz if they have any self-awareness, that'll do it.

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

It depends on the delivery.

Preface it with “please” just might get him a sandwich, as long as he says “thank you” after I do.

Otherwise I just remind him the last guy who commanded me to do something disappeared without a trace. So want to try that again?

Fanfare690 · Accepted Answer

Husbands buy all my purses and everything I want too

AviatorTom · Answer

You can always say "Did you forget where the kitchen is... dear?"

Sunssong · Answer

Neither. Be courteous; that is the best comeback.

Anonymous · Answer

A man should never ask a woman to do anything. He should do everything for himself.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Wash the dishes and utensils you will use to make and serve the sandwich, then eat the sandwich in front of him.

Anonymous · Answer

“Yeah and you go back to your home in the dumpster where you belong”

Anonymous · Answer

"I'll do the dishes and make you a sandwich after you give me a double o"

Zayed_ · Answer

You should say  Yes Sir  I’m working on.

gorydetails · Answer

"I'll get right on that, King". Then go wash the dishes and make a sandwich.

Agape93 · Answer

"Go suck your mother's cunt" is a good one.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

"Yes, dear."

Anonymous · Answer

I don’t work in a deli dear

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Well they do

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