My boyfriend would always kind of do this back when we were just friends. I would say "fml" (aka f*ck my life), and he'd reply with "wouldn't you like me to". Was just so cheeky and even though it was about a year before we got together, it totally made me fall for him more.
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How long have you been thinking about fucking me?
"Wanna help me with it ;) ? "
Anytime, Sure when and where?, At least buy me a drink first. The last is my favorite personally. (if its someone of my gender I always just say "sorry but I don't swing that way)
"Straight forward of you, but ok , my safe word is chimichangas"
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i always say dont beg, ask me nicely stuff like that
i think its hilarious when girls say "suck my dick" or "suck my balls" it always takes guys off guard
fuck you...
response: You want to?
fuck you...
response: eat a bag of dicksNothing to comeback at. That's not even a good dis. I'll just clown whatever the dude got on
woah, slow down cowgirl, we just met.
When someone says that to me I say not even for your Birthday
"Well at least buy me dinner first"
Lets go somewhere a bit more private ;)
I don't do charity :)
I like the "Is that a promise or a threat?" one
I always say "When and where?"
just drop your clothes... no need for words :P
I dont just fuck anyone ya know 😉
foock you..
I'm readyokay i am ready come n ge it
"I'll pass"
You want to do what?
stfu
"Yes please"
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