Good "Fu¢k You" Comebacks?

[ForeverSingle28]

Lets Say You Were Arguing (Not Serious ) With Cute Girl/Guy And They Say Fuck You (Not Serious). What Is A Good Freaky Slick Off Guard "Yea Ill Fu'k You" Comeback You'll Use. Best One Wins

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend would always kind of do this back when we were just friends. I would say "fml" (aka f*ck my life), and he'd reply with "wouldn't you like me to". Was just so cheeky and even though it was about a year before we got together, it totally made me fall for him more.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

How long have you been thinking about fucking me?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Lol thanks.

[ElissaDido]

"Wanna help me with it ;) ? "

[ForeverSingle28]

😂😂

[AnonRom]

Anytime, Sure when and where?, At least buy me a drink first. The last is my favorite personally. (if its someone of my gender I always just say "sorry but I don't swing that way)

[Alexcc]

"Straight forward of you, but ok , my safe word is chimichangas"

[thatguyluther]

i always say dont beg, ask me nicely stuff like that

[dolemite68]

i think its hilarious when girls say "suck my dick" or "suck my balls" it always takes guys off guard

[Lithium65]

fuck you...
response: You want to?

fuck you...
response: eat a bag of dicks

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Nothing to comeback at. That's not even a good dis. I'll just clown whatever the dude got on

[scragbas]

woah, slow down cowgirl, we just met.

[Stripperman]

When someone says that to me I say not even for your Birthday

[BeastRB]

"Well at least buy me dinner first"

[ForeverSingle28]

😂😂😂😂

[sedrftvgyhujik]

Lets go somewhere a bit more private ;)

[rgb008]

I don't do charity :)

[JulieXO]

I like the "Is that a promise or a threat?" one

[JustinTheGreat]

I always say "When and where?"

[Yumix]

just drop your clothes... no need for words :P

[Yumix]

well okay... maybe say "I'm ready" to it... just to make sure he gets it lmao

[ForeverSingle28]

😂🤔

[akadatank44]

I dont just fuck anyone ya know 😉

[LastNightmare]

foock you..

I'm ready

[Anonymous]

okay i am ready come n ge it

[RedThread]

"I'll pass"

[IAmCluelessToo]

You want to do what?

[CT_CD]

stfu

[Anonymous]

"Yes please"