I need a good comeback to pfft you wish ?

[Anonymous]

Basically said to some girl on tinder "welcome to the best decision of 2017" and she said pfftt you wish how should I respond to that 😂

[BasicFlake]

Say "No, if I was able to wish then you'd have bigger boobs".

Okay, don't say that really, it will end badly.

[Matt21]

damn, you caught me...
well if you ever want to make the worst decision of 2017 give me a call :D

[Anonymous]

U wish for what a boyfriend? I'm all ears but if not and u come crying U'll wish you had me then won't u?

[Brisk]

I actually do, but now I feel like I should have payed Cupid more.