If Gnomes existed and a family of them set up residence in your yard what would you do or say to them?

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Guy13 · Accepted Answer

I have a small area that's a Gnome Village transition from roses garden into the firs and wooded part of the yard. It get real wild around Christmas over there. I also have a Tin made via blowtorch Tyrannosaurus Rex that is multi-colored painted and 2 feet plus inches tall...

Are you getting the picture of dinosaur breaking wall with one Gnome under leg and reaching for another in T-Rex mouth... That's how it is and the ones on the Ferris wheel face his chest while being overshadowed by T-Rex. And yeah, bunny gnome Irish Gnome, Heart Gnome, Beach Island Gnome...

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

Gnomes & Smurfs are welcome as long as they respect my property & myself as well. I’m sure we can sign a lease & come up with some kind of agreement & understanding where they help out around the property & in return I’ll let them live off my land & give them a warning when I breakout the lawnmower.

Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

"Rent is $150. Every two weeks."

And if they wanna fight about it... well i'll probably chill out and make a deal with them. I do NOT want to wake up in the middle of the night and just see... dark... little figures on the floor facing my bed. I can't see them clearly but it'll still scare the shi out of me.

Lucy68 · Accepted Answer

I love gnomes actually so I wouldn't kind mind honestly

SnowedIn · Answer

We have a wary truce. They can stay but they do all the yard work and my lawn better be the envy of the neighborhood. And there has to be a DefCon 1 plan for when the HOA does their walk around.

call_me_scar · Answer

If they are anything like the ones in my favorite book series I shouldn't touch the ones with the green hates also they are a sign something big and bag is gonna happy so I'd get ready

Randalama · Answer

There would be no conversation. My sovereignty is absolute. They can move sideways or downwards, there will be no elevation. Fuckin gnomes, worse than the Dutch.

goaded · Answer

I'd love having someone to do the gardening for me. Especially to the sound of a small accordion.

ShiftingMonke · Answer

They better pay rent and taxes or else they get upgraded to 'target practice'.

JosyJosy · Answer

Thanks for keeping everything in check. But keep it down with the singing.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

If they mind their business and don’t destroy anything then I guess it’s fine.

douride2 · Answer

I have a huge riding lawn tractor. It would make gnome bits out of those little beggers.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would feed them and make sure they are fine.

Sparkie460 · Answer

They would be dinner for my dog. He doesn't like living things in his yard. He chases squirrels, birds, turkeys, and cats out of his yard.

Guardian45 · Answer

Probably, let them be. Live and let live. Occasionally, stop to chat and compliment them on their garden!

llorando · Answer

Demand they pay rent or their being evicted.

inked2014 · Answer

Tell the little fuckers not to short change me on the rent.

petitedollbabee · Answer

I’d move out 😅 gnomes have always creeped me out.

RockyHammock · Answer

Tax them of course it's 2023 - no freeloaders

Pete671 · Answer

Gnomes do exist, your photo proves it,,,

Heolurt · Answer

Nothing if they don't bother me.

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