He turns to stone during the day.
“Penny for your thoughts?”
“Wait! WAIT don’t go anywhere. Just let me bring a water fountain basin I GUESSS ⛲️ and let me throw a penny in; let’s see if you bring luck, eh?”
”Did you meet Medusa? 🤔”
“Are you really just a “what-do-you-call-it” from Narnia?
Have yo- Have you MET ASLAN?”
“Do pigeons poop on you?”
“Will you stay till next Halloween?”
“Do you have a bad itch anywhere?”
“Does paper… Scare you 😏”
🤜✋✌️
“Best two out of three!”
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Probably be friends with them. As someone said "Why make enemies when you can dine with friends?" I think it was from... that King arthur movie. With Jude law as the bad man
Research about them, cuz I don't know non about if it would be worse to let it stay or make it leave.
Five rounds, rapid.
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Call for the Landlord to get it down.
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I would let them be, it's not my home anyways.
Put cat food out for it. Make friends with it so that it would like us and not the neighbors.
Make another sign saying “Property of Jesus”. One for inside and out
I'd decorate him. Dress him up
I'd enjoy the unique experience while it lasted
Befriend them
Call animal control assuming they are dangerous
I would use it for my own gain
Try to bed it I guess.
I'd chase them away.
Blast the little fucker with my 12 gauge!
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