Which animal is at the top of evolutionary chain?

[OddBeMe]

This is, of course, a more fun Q. As there is no “top” or “more evolved” animal. But these goddamn creatures make me do a double take.

Swans…they use their OWN bodies as pillows.

Cats…just show up at a house and gets free food and shelter for life. Wha?

Tardigrade…these fcks can survive the vacuum of space for nearly an hour. The VACUUM of space.

Another…better bring it

[Sevenpointfive]

Long before dinosaurs, strange roach-like creatures called trilobites scurried along the ocean floor in search of food. Trilobite fossils are fairly common so you may find one on your next fossil hunting expedition. (copypasta)

I do think roachoids evolved into crustaceans and land insects. so the trilobite is the ultimate winner.

[OddBeMe]

Interesting. Roaches supposedly would survive nuclear Holocaust. So I see a similarity.

[msc545]

Cats are very cute, clever, and usually affectionate. These are evolutionary adaptations that allow cats to get a lot of free stuff from people, and occasionally talk people into letting the cat borrow the car or credit cards or both.

[OddBeMe]

Dammit, they are clever!

[msc545]

They really are. My cat Allister is on such good terms with the credit card people they stopped sending him bills.

[OddBeMe]

Don’t they know it’s for world domination!

[msc545]

Allister is happy with just being able to get free stuff.

[OddBeMe]

Allister.

Ally? Or is that trans?

[msc545]

Thanks for MHO

[OddBeMe]

I need to know the shortened name, Tell me!

[msc545]

uh... there isn't one. He won't permit it.

[Stoner710]

Tardigrades supposedly can survive in the vacuum of space so definitely them

[exitseven]

Definitely cats. They have humans right where they want them

[najekim]

We agree whole heartedly! Our cats have trained us well. ;)

[LiamJHayden]

Cats. They do nothing but sleep, eat, poop, and knock stuff over/trash things, and get treated like royalty.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Platypus. They look like they just don't care.

[Iron_Man]

Another I’m bringing it dogs

[RockyHammock]

Honey Badgers!