Depressed from a break up... can you make me laugh?

[Anonymous]

So can you turn this frown upside down and make me laugh with a joke.

[Anonymous]

A. i. response:

- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

[Asker]

Lol these were quite funny. Thanks!

[NamerOfStars]

Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my big joke list in a hard drive crash, but here's a link to the Internet Archive's hosting of all six episodes of Police Academy: https://archive.org/details/police-squad

That should be good for at least a few laughs.

[Asker]

Thanks

[AaronKrieger]

These will have to do

https://www.youtube.com/embed/i4KjKXglCtEhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/GHhHU3eVnFQ

[MementoMori777]

you in the future looking for those fucks you are giving rn

[lightbulb27]

woof woof...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/MJitb54LSyw

[talka20]

Dm for a lot more