Anyone else sad today?

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Leapfrog00 · Accepted Answer

I'm sad all the time these days. I understand how you feel. Maybe a joke would cheer you up.

Two guys are sitting in a bar, one guy is drunk and the other one is sober. The bar they are sitting in sits 100 stories up inside a building, so they are far up there. The sober guy tells the drunk guy, I bet you $10 I can jump out that window and walk back through the front entrance door uninjured.

The drunk guy says, "You're on!" The sober guy jumps out the window and ten seconds later, walks through the door uninjured. The drunk guy says, "How did you do that? We're 100 stories off the ground."

The sober guy says, "This is a magical building. If you jump out the window, you magically come back through the entrance door.

So, the drunk guy walks over to the window and takes a jump. Splat! He falls 100 stories down and hits the ground and dies.

The barkeep tells the sober guy, "Hey, Superman, I thought I told you to stop playing tricks on my customers like that!" lol

I know it's kind of a dark joke. I hope it cheered you up a little.

Sonorous · Accepted Answer

Ironically no. Despite only getting 2 hours of sleep, having severe stomach issues, & internet connection issues, I've been feeling mainly neutral.

Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

I was because i thought my job really gonna have me worrying. Then they called later this night to ask why i wasn't at work. Well my check... check is at the building and unlike what HR told me, i WAS on the schedule. But they didn't tell me. :)

And I asked clearly in the interview "How is communication?" And they said they work with you if you work with them. BULLSHI-

hiyamotherfers · Accepted Answer

Yeah... I put on fake smiles for what seems like everyday but inside I feel dead

peterrezeeek · Answer

we look happy..
but am really sad for my unknown future... for wht is happening around the world..
so many people are hungry..
my country is destroyed and there's nothing to do, and my biggest problem is forcing me to be a solider in this fking war...
am really dissapointed

Googlemyahoo · Answer

This video will cheer you up. Its the best video on the interwebs. Trust me.

lightbulb27 · Answer

maybe this. turn off the news...

Nikki1989 · Answer

No, just tired after a very late night.

MementoMori777 · Answer

Nope but ill bring the first aid

PointTaken · Answer

I try to look happy and be happy for others. I'm not really sad, just mostly worn down. Try not to be sad. So much to be happy about

AaronKrieger · Answer

No, I'm pretty content other than the fact I am tired as shit today lmao

Sparkie460 · Answer

I'm not sad but I'm not happy either. I'm just going through the motions.  Why are you feeling sad

SawerBrown · Answer

No, Why are you sad? How can I brighten up your dayvsnd make you happy?

katiesmuff · Answer

No I feel pretty good today

exitseven · Answer

No, i have had a very productive day.

Simslover92 · Answer

No but I'm not happy either

LavLavLuv · Answer

Not sad just kinda sleepyy

Andres77 · Answer

Nope... because there is always hope

softhoney · Answer

Yes because i have stomachache

digitalguy01 · Answer

Not sad not happy. Hectic day

Rizwan_khan · Answer

No I'm good.

GreekLorrd · Answer

Welcome to the club!

Josef_89 · Answer

Hayırdır umarım kötü bişi olmamıştır

Anonymous · Answer

no, but today i am. :'(

Anonymous · Answer

Disappointed

roy_ricky09 · Answer

Why?

Anonymous · Answer

Yes I'm 😭😭😭

Anonymous · Answer

Nope.

Bigjake1995 · Answer

Why are you sad?

jjj101010 · Answer

Im all good tbh

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