Do you ever lose time on a regular basis?

[FunkyMonkee]

Dig, I go downstairs to eat something, like, tonight, I went down at 3:30, it took me about 3:00 to wash the pot, bowl and spoon that I was about to use and then another 13:00 to cook the soup I was planning to eat. Then, it took me about 50:00 to eat the soup. I know because I was watching an hour-long t. v. show without commercials, that means it usually between 48 and 51 minutes per episode. But, I already watched the first 5:00 the last time I ate. I DID stay downstairs an extra 5 to 10 minutes after the show ended but, when I came back up here, it was 5:30!! How does it take 2 hours to cook soup for 13:00 and watch a t. v. show for about 45:00? This happens quite a lot and I don't understand how!!

[Anonymous]

Masturbating. Like it's two O'clock and I've to be somewhere at 4.00 but when I've finished it's 4.30pm. Like wtf.

[NYCQuestions1976]

This may not be Most Helpful, but it's definitely Most Hilarious.

[Sparkie460]

It happens to us old people a lot. Time flies when you're having fun

[FunkyMonkee]

But, I'm not old.

[Sparkie460]

Let me rephrase that, us older people.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Did you use the bathroom at all?

[FunkyMonkee]

If I did, it was just to pee and, even when I shit, it only takes about 3 to 5 minutes! I don't spend all day in there! I drop my load in the giant toad, wipe up, flush my troubles away, wash my hands and I'm outta there within 5:00!!

[NYCQuestions1976]

Did you rewind any parts of the show?

[FunkyMonkee]

If I did, it was only 5 or 10 seconds.