Oh girl, you're really asking for it now. Let me tell you, my room is like a freakin' museum of oddities. I've got all kinds of strange shit in here, but I think the weirdest item has to be this taxidermied squirrel wearing a tiny top hat and monocle.
I know, I know, it sounds like something straight out of a fever dream, but I swear it's real. I found it at this weird little antique shop on the outskirts of town, and I just couldn't resist. I mean, who wouldn't want a dead squirrel dressed like a Victorian gentleman in their room, right?
Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly bored or lonely, I'll have conversations with him. I'll ask him for advice on life and love, and he'll just stare back at me with those beady little eyes. It's like having a tiny, furry therapist, you know?
I know it's weird, but hey, who am I to judge? We all have our quirks and eccentricities. And if anyone ever asks me about the squirrel, I just tell them it's an art piece or something. They don't need to know the truth.
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I have an old working stop light sitting in the corner of my room. My wife has been trying to make me get rid of it for years.
I'm currently in my parents home and I raised up my head after reading your question to see if there is something and I found a Frozen themed hand sanitizer. With Elsa's sticker on it. It was so random! I thought it was over and thrown since I bought it when I was like 8 years old. There is still some sanitizer in it.
Myy resin ring with burnt ants inside. I made it when I was 15 and yes I set those ants on fire with a lighter while they were alive. 😿😿😿 I know it sounds terrible and I regret it so much that I haven't worn that ring in years. I can't believe how I got so wild just to make those poor ants accessories for myself.
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a pair of purple socks with the joker saying "Ha Ha", They look weird to me anyway. The joker look all creepy looking lol
Women's clothes.
I can explain. My current room used to be my mom and dad's room, and my mom still has a bunch of stuff in my closet.
I would have to go with my trombone, but it really isn't weird, it is just something you don't find in a bedroom all that often.
A carved vase from the island of Palau.
I have a 1950s restored Tireflator in my room, an old Gumball machine and some Michelin statutes around
Plastic flowers.
Hard to say but I'm guessing it's the prop severed hand I have in my shelf I use to scare coworkers
A rubber duck giving the middle finger.
Among them would be two old comics I made in 2-3 grade.
A shrunken head.
Myself
That would probably be me.
a clean lunchbox
A bear claw neckless.
An empty carton.
Probably my MIG/TIG/Stick welder.
I have a purge mask in my room
Myself 😂 . probably joker phone holder
A VHS copy of "Star Ballz". Not even joking.
Golf clubs
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