What is your insecurity (s)?

[MementoMori777]

if you got any of course, if you are secure just post a meme to entertain me lol

[Dildօphօbe]

Oh boy, I don't know if I should be proud or disgusted by my insecurity. You see, sometimes I worry that my meat scepter might not be up to par. I mean, who wants to whip out a lap lizard or a skin sword when you're trying to impress someone? It's not like I can just bring out the hot dog of happiness and expect them to be satisfied. No, I need something more... disgusting.

That's where the one-eyed trouser snake comes in. It's like a slimy, wriggling worm that just won't quit. And the beef bayonet? It's like a greasy sausage that's been sitting in the sun for too long. And don't even get me started on the pork pistol. That thing is like a moldy, rotten piece of meat that you'd find in the back of your fridge.

But hey, if my partner is into that kind of thing, who am I to judge? Maybe they'll be delighted by the meat missile of merriment or the chorizo of cheer. Or maybe they'll just run away screaming. Either way, at least I'll know that I tried my best to satisfy them with my secret society scapular secretions.

[MementoMori777]

bruh I've never heard so many damn terms or metaphors for a damn genital 😂

[Dildօphօbe]

Oh, you think that's a lot? Let me tell you, we've only scratched the surface. A cock, a dick, a pecker, a schlong, a dong - those are just the too basic terms. But when it comes to describing the pleasure stick, the love lance, the satisfaction spear, the possibilities are endless. Some say they're euphemisms, I think they're weapons as deadly as the joy javelin, passion pike, erotic epee, seductive sword, sultry scepter, provocative pole, lusty launcher, amorous appendage, throbbing thumper, or heat-seeking moisture missile. As well as the pork pistol, can all be handy in combat.

[Dildօphօbe]

Whom do you think these fatal forces will be used by? None other than the purple headed yogurt slinging warrior!

[MementoMori777]

bruh im not reading all that shit lol

[asphaltrhymes]

I tend to be shy around pushy people. Like can't we all just be cool and humble 😁👋🏻

[MementoMori777]

well pushy people be wildin tho thats why lol

[asphaltrhymes]

Totally 😑😐

[Izzy_3991]

I can't list them all. There are too many and ones I never knew I had until my ex mentioned them to me.

[MementoMori777]

well thats pretty messed up that he just told you them, you do realize it was most likely to piss you off right 🙃

[Izzy_3991]

I believe so too. One of them was I have hairy arms. But, here’s the thing, I am pale and my hair on my arms is fine and blonde. I think he was looking for a child but with big boobs 🫢

[MementoMori777]

did he know that a lot of women grow hair on their arms and the reason he doesn't see it much is cause they shave cause he sounds pretty childish, how did a pure soul like you end up with such a douche anyways lol

[Izzy_3991]

All of his previous girls were teenagers. He never dated a woman before 😯

Indeed. Or perhaps he was projecting his own insecurities on me? I really think he was because he said my nose is funny (he has a crooked nose) and he said my eyes turn inwards (he has crossed eyes).

Lol. It's a long story 😅😆😖

[MementoMori777]

then it sounds to me as well that he was reflecting them on you, mostly if they all seem to match, well if he can't treat a woman right then he simply just dont deserve one, you do you 😆

[Izzy_3991]

My thoughts exactly.
I think he has a lot of issues with women because he blames his mother for his father’s death (that's a whole other story).

Haha! Thanks. Will do ❤️

[MementoMori777]

yea the dude sounds like he has lots of problems to work on but at least he isn't rubbing them on you anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Izzy_3991]

So true. And agreed 😄

[MementoMori777]

💯🙏

[Izzy_3991]

🙏🏻🙏🏻

[LostandFound__x]

Not so much physical… it’s feeling not good enough compared to other people.

[MementoMori777]

why do you feel that way? i mean everyone has flaws but to the right person those flaws are just what makes you unique compared to other people, not everyone will admire your flaws but at some point someone will and thats when you'll know that person is most likely the one for you, the same vise versa.

[LostandFound__x]

Thanks!!

I guess not just relationship wise but in most aspects of my life. Probably need to work on my self esteem.

[MementoMori777]

perhaps but im sure you are beautiful inside and out, flaws and everything, the only way to grow your self esteem is to accept the way you are, flaws as well, embrace it, its what makes you... you, you are the jelly filled donut at a glaze donut factory lol

[LostandFound__x]

Haha I love that analogy. Thank you!

[MementoMori777]

💯😆

[Anonymous]

My gosh, a lot. My biggest insecuritity is my face. I hate my facial structure. I am insecure about my low set, weak cheekbones, my flat, slanted masculine forehead, my long mid face, my brow ridge, my upper and lower jaw (especially my lower jaw since it's small and underdeveloped), I'm insecure about my skin (I am 16 and I have wrinkly, saggy skin and I even have nasolabial folds. I have have hyperpigmentation, acne, scarring, etc). I'm insecure about my eyes (they are small), I'm insecure about ym eyebrows, my FAT, BIG, WIDE, HOOKED nose, my lips, especially my upper lip, my smile and then finally my teeth. My overall facial structure and features I hate.

I'm also insecure about my height, my breasts (they have an ugly shape, they are small and have stretch marks), my waist, my stomach, my butt, my neck, my back, my posture and my arms.

Then I'm insecure about my past (sins I've done against God like for example being suicidal or hating someone), I'm also insecure about being stupid, having no self control and being unfunny.

What is your insecurities?

[MementoMori777]

i dont really have insecurites, im pretty secure but wow you are the definition of insecurity, why why are you so insecure about yourself, you do know that people are always somewhat bias towards themselves so it might not even be that bad and you are stressing for nothing

[es_annie]

My only insecurity is acne 🥲

[MementoMori777]

i can guarantee if you wash your face 3 times a day spreading the washes throughout the day, they will disappear 💯🙂