Got any stories how you say "No soliciting?" but some mofo wanna try you?

[Sour-rose]

Currently, at my temporary place I share with the landlord (roommates), he has a metal small sign that says... the question above. And I come home today to see a card for tree removal. I know of a story of a mofo being hungry and then losing his bravado when the man chewed his ass out. So what about y'all?

[Alex8736]

I had to put that sign on my door due to jehovahs witnesses always ringing my bell but they never listen so I got a court ordered "no trespassing " along with district Court info and docket # if violated I would legally be able to stand my ground

[shades777]

yea i had to tell someone to get off my steps before because I got a tree out front and people use it for shade but sitting on my steps, nope playa!

[Anonymous]

[Sour-rose]

i saw that one while delivering packages... i brought them beer. they enjoyed that.

[BLP11520]

I can. Relate to that, tree removal, yard work roofers