Who'd Win in a Street Fight? Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg?

[Physics-Man]

Musk

Zuckerberg

[zeitgeist057]

I just picked Musk for weight, which is the go to deciding factor among unskilled fighters. There might be some other factors regarding their personalities, aggression, fitness habits, &c., that would sway my initial choice. But I don't really know anything about them personally, and don't care to research for it.

I would make the same call on these two random guys. The guy on the right would win in a fight, assuming other factors like temperament, cardio, &c. were similar. There is a point where a person is too heavy, and you can see they are not going to be able to hold up cardiovascular stamina-wise. But I don't think that applies to the above.

[BoopBoopBeep]

DraftKings says Z-burg

Zuckerberg Vs. Musk: Everything We Know About The Possible Cage Fight (forbes. com)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2023/07/12/zuckerberg-vs-musk-everything-we-know-about-the-possible-cage-fight/?sh=4b300c752cc8

[ShadezMcgee]

I would put my guess on Musk. Plus, Zuckerberg is one guy I would love to watch have their head taken off in a fight.

[exitseven]

Zuckerburg has been taking martial arts training for quite some time and i have heard he is pretty legit. I pick him.

[WhiteBoyChill]

He’s a soyboy. Get real

[exitseven]

@WhiteBoyChill He has so much money he can afford to buy the best instructors and he is so rich he does not have to punch a time clock so he can train any time he wants.

[WhiteBoyChill]

Can’t the same be said of musk?

[exitseven]

@WhiteBoyChill yes but as far as I know he has not engaged in anything like martial arts.

[WhiteBoyChill]

That still doesn’t matter tho. He is a soyboy and no amount of training/karate will be enough to save him

[exitseven]

@WhiteBoyChill The great boxer Gene Tunney once said "To be fit is to be ready"

[WhiteBoyChill]

Its also a mental game. You have to actually be tough.

[exitseven]

@WhiteBoyChill neither one of these guys are tough

[WhiteBoyChill]

I have no reason to believe Elon Musk is a soyboy

[exitseven]

@WhiteBoyChill I think he has more guts than Zuckerburg but I don't see him as tough Once he sees a little of his own blood he would be all done

[Anonymous]

While I'd like to say Musk, I give a slight edge to Facebook boy. I read that Musk got his ass beat on the daily in high-school. My guess is regardless it's be a girl fight with lots of slapping and hair pulling.

[Cubus]

Zuckerberg doesn't look like a guy who could beat the shit out of the enemy. So I guess Musk

[Anonymous]

Neither are man enough for a street fight lol

[Teriyaki70]

Both are pu$$ies lmao

[shades777]

more like who's bodyguards are gonna win

[WhiteBoyChill]

Zuckie’s a soyboy jew

[Anonymous]

Probably Elon.