Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg?

[coachTanthony]

Elon

Zuck

[andreasderjuengere]

I'd expect Musk to win:

- South Africans have a long standing tradition of beating up who -in their eyes- is a sub-human.

- computer jerks and web-jerks are known to be -emm- unlucky in picking fights.

- Zuckie is a softie

- Muskie is a brute

...

anyhow: I'd prefer them to TOGETHER fight King Kong or Godzilla; it would remove both of them :)

[LazerBean]

The obvious answer is the one that is in better shape and literally has the training and trophies.

[Nikki1989]

Have you seen pictures of Musk at the beach?

[artgorgeous]

You know, they say: The bigger the cabinet, the louder it falls.

[OfMiceandMen]

I'd expect it'd go down like this...

Can't we just brawl on a video game forum...

[AngryCarl2]

You're forgetting one important factor: Musk is 52, Zucker is 39. That means Zucker can potentially go 3 rounds.

[shortster]

Elon, he has the size advantage. Zuckerberg might have the training; but there isn't a lot training can do for a 15kg advantage.

[Pete671]

they would both burst into tears at the first punch,,,

[TommyMountainFigure]

Nobody would win, except for perhaps the Lawyers they instruct following the aftermath!

[artgorgeous]

Zuck would win, he is younger.

[AngelLily]

Definitely Elon Musk

[Christoff92]

They're both a bunch of capitalist morons

[zagor]

Who would care?

[Guardian45]

Whomever wins, we lose!

[BLP11520]

Musk I suppose

[strateguy632]

..2th

[astrophelle]

Elon!!