What’s the biggest “big dick/baddie” moment you’ve had?

[Curabyron]

[jahaims]

Super cheesey and weird but my freshman year of high school I was in a senior only P. E class. That being said it was me and around 4 other freshman and probably 30 or so seniors but it was considered a senior only class for reference. One of the freshman was a dork and got picked on a lot. Anyways this turned into a school shooting threat and the kid got suspended. The day the kid got back from suspension my p. e. teacher who happened to be my wrestling and football couch took everyone into the locker room and straight up said if they don't stop picking on the dude couch was gonna have me fuck you up. One senior thought he was joking and said something to the effect of so what do you think he is gonna jump all of us. Couch looked right at him and just said yes. Super cheesey I know but it definitely felt like a big dick moment to have an adult say that at the time. I obviously can't fight 30 dudes at once I'm not delusional but when an adult says that with such conviction others believed it.

[Throwawaynowknow]

I used to run religiously. I'm talking no less than 4 miles every single day from age 8 to around 26. On one such day, this particular song was randomly selected to play next on my mp3 player. As soon as the song begins, it hits so damn hard that it would give me instant beast mode where I would just start sprinting for the last 3/4 of a mile on the path home. As I'm running, some car, without looking right, turns right. I nievely assumed they saw me and I wasn't going to stop. So as they're turning, I hurdle the length of the car from the front passenger side, to very close to the end of the windshield on the driver side. I cleared it, and was able to land in a manner that allowed me to not stop running for even a moment. I didn't even look back at the car, I just kept sprinting. I suck at jumping so I can only assume I must have been hauling ass so damn fast that the velocity is what allowed me to clear it

[SnowedIn]

When I was in the Navy and a senior office was shitting on one of my sailors.

[kakaling]

School principal, professional scouts, other parents, teachers, students, queueing up to see me when I was a student.

[jjj101010]

U mean when u have bossed something and want to own it?

[jahaims]

I think so