What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you can't tell me about rhinos?

[Jakartheg]

[TheSpaceGnome]

Rhinoceros are odd toes ungulates, they are closley related to horses and tapirs, as well as many other extinct taxa, some of which have body plans more akin to a giraffe or gorilla.
There are 5 species of Rhinos alive today, the White Rhino and Black Rhino of the African Continent, and the Indian Rhino, Javan Rhino, and Sumatran Rhino of Southeast Asia.
All species are critically endagered, and will become extinct without human intervention.
During the ice age, several branches of whoolly rhino emerged, though all of them died out as the planet got warmer.

[NathanDavis]

"so... how did you meet Jakartheg? and... what happened between him and rhinos?"

[Anonymous]

I'd say "Then you really don't want me to tell you about penguins".

[Agape93]

Walk away from the crackhead

[DaBiggestBird]

I’ll probably say, “Rhinox, maximize! WEEEEHHH”

[Anonymous]

I’d tell them that they’re a whole zoo