How do you go into a haunted house? How do you want ypur partner to go into a haunted house?

Fabiloso
How do you go into a haunted house? How do you want ypur partner to go into a haunted house?

I will force myself in the front and make as many annoying quips as I can as a coping mechanism and distraction so I dont cry or shit myself

Partner's a meat shield
"I got your back babe." Partner is still a meat shield.
Partner is a meat shield but you squeeze their tits for comfort
Carry me!
"I got this." Holds fists up and walks too fast leaving partner behind.
Punches every kid actor in sight due to muscle memory fighting off nazis in the war and gets banned from all other houses.
I smile at the faces of evil!
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
How do you go into a haunted house? How do you want ypur partner to go into a haunted house?
5 Opinion