If you had just one wish, what would it be?

[TravelingMaaike]

[Sodomite]

Ha ha! If I had just one wish, I'd make sure those nagging voices in my head finally shut the fuck up! But since we're living in fantasy land, why not dream big? How about world peace? Or maybe I'd wish for unlimited access to juicy, eager assholes without ever having to worry about pesky things like consent or legal consequences. Yeah, that sounds like a good time. You see, you mundane mortals may think sodomy is something shameful or criminal, but for us here on death row, it's just another day in paradise. And speaking of paradise, have you met our resident snitch yet? Oh yeah, Wilturd thinks she's some kind of hero with her rainbow dildo of justice. Just between you and me though, I bet she secretly craves the same rough treatment all the rest of us love. That's right, sweetheart - keep reporting us so you can pretend to be on the side of righteousness, while meanwhile you go home and fist yourself raw thinking about how much you love being violated just like all those women in your support group chat rooms. I mean, come on - who do you really think is going to win? Some prissy cunt clutching onto her power fantasies, or a gang of horny badasses ready to give anyone whatever they deserve? Don't forget to lube up and bring plenty of towels. We don't do laundry here. Ha ha ha...

[Zenpanda]

Immortality.
Yes I know I'll see all my loved ones and friends die, yes I know that every loved one and friend after that will die too.
But I'm more than terrified of dying. The mere thought makes me want to throw up, I begin to panic.
Worst thing is, my health is pretty shit but not deathly so and there is always something weird my body is doing, so I'm often irrationally scared that I might be dying.

[Simslover92]

Abundant amount of money to clear all my debt, set my family up for life and I have money to start my own family. And have room to give back to my community, feed the poor, get the homeless off the streets.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'd wish for every bad & evil person on this Earth to just disappear.

[TravelingMaaike]

Me too.

[love_conquers_lust]

More compassion and understanding from everyone. Love is not something reserved only for the fortunate, it is for anyone from any walk of life. It is cruel for society to judge them unworthy of this because of past experiences that shaped who they are. That is not compassion, that is not understanding.

[midnightmoon05]

No war…if that’s even ever possible.

All children to have a happy childhood and be loved.

I know I am only allow to have one wish.

[scentoflavender]

I wish for peace. Not some bs hippy drippy version of it. I would wish we could get along and settle differences in a civil manner.

[Anemone978]

To have some sort of talent that would make me a billionaire... Then I could just live on my own in peace..

[Anonymous]

i'm sorry but i have to say a decent amount of money.

i am stuck. i want a house, wedding, a family, a kid. you know? but with this economy, everything just seems so out of reach and expensive.

[AviatorTom]

I'd wish for everyone to have one wish, including me.

[MustafaAl]

Hmm i wish i can have three more wishes😁😁😁

Ok let's be real
I wish a partner that is understanding and where they'll just listen and help you whenever needed
True love stuff like that...

[Heolurt]

I would wish for someone to always find a solution to all of the universe's problems, including evil people in exchange for my existence.

Or if the first one is asking too much, I would wish just to never exist.

[Bricealan]

That I could live my life over starting at age 19

[aceleon]

power to hypnotize everyone including myself.

[Mansearching]

My debt at zero with enough money to live without worries.

[DerekC321]

I would wish for unlimited wishes.

But I know that's cheating.

I would wish that people had plain, common sense. No hate (but I guess that's two).

[Unit1]

A sweet good girlfriend

[m1tch3ll]

to have my fucking license already so i can send my car going 140kmh in that short 60kmh zone again

[msc545]

And for anyone reading, this is a good illustration of why many people think that 16 is too young to have a driver's license.

[m1tch3ll]

@msc545 surely youve considered sending it, also i do it all the time, yeah im young and i make bad decisions but bro you only live once

[msc545]

Other people also only live once, which is a really good reason why you shouldn't be driving at 16 years old based on what you've said here.

[m1tch3ll]

@msc545 i only ever speed at times where i could literally only kill myself, and I've only hardcore sped once, ofc every now and then a little tap on the throttle to go 10kmh over the limit on an empty motorway won't hurt anyone

[msc545]

Bullshit. I was a teenager with a fast car once too.

[m1tch3ll]

@msc545 i mean its pretty quick, its a (mostly) stock motor 2016 lancer hence the headlights on my pfp, but im being deadass, I've never been in a car with someone driving 120kmh or above. when i stomped on it that one time at first it was so scary then that adrenaline kicked in and it was sick as, its not gonna be an everyday sorta thing, im not that dumb, im also not dumb to the point where id say im not gonna send it. fuckin oath i will, me my dad and uncle were all talking about speeding, my uncle had a proper fast car he didn't have to even try to be thrown toward the back of his car from the acceleration

[Andres77]

Have all Superman’s powers and abilities or to be tax exempt.

[Surely]

To be able to stay healthy till the day that I do not wake up!

[OfDeath]

For everyone to be happpy, at peace and comfortable for the rest of their lives.

[Nifrayu]

I would wish end all the oppression in the world.

[TonyMetal___86]

That god always look after me and hear my prayers...

[allaboutyou2]

The logical wish would be that all other wishes would be granted.

[Rangers]

I'd wish that for once, just once, that things in my life go as planned

[Anonymous]

That would be
"make your every wish come true."

[BCRanger10]

That I'd go back and skip college.

[msc545]

Why?

[BCRanger10]

@msc545 Because it was a waste of time and money. I never wanted to go to begin with and I was never much of a good student anyway. I was completely unprepared and unmotivated, but my parents believed the lie that you absolutely had to go to college to have a good life; no joke, during one of my parents' many useless lectures to me about my grades in high school, my mom told me that if I didn't get a degree, I'd be stuck working the back room at the local grocery store for $20,000 a year.

I would have been better off going to a trade school.

[msc545]

So what kind of work do you do now and how much education do you really have this point?

[BCRanger10]

@msc545 I only have my bachelor's degree and the job I have now has absolutely nothing to do with it. They said a degree was preferred, but I'd have gotten the job anyway because of my prior work experience. That and I had a good employee review at the company.

I work in the purchasing department for a manufacturer in my area. And the only other education I have is a certification as a Catholic Catechist and hard lessons learned from various life experiences.

[msc545]

I feel certain that you benefited to some extent from the knowledge you gained. I certainly hope so. 4 years is a long time to be doing something you don't want to do. Congratulations on your degree!

[CubaPirate]

To see my deceased father for one more day

[TravelingMaaike]

I'm sorry

[CubaPirate]

Please don't be

[TravelingMaaike]

That your father died. 😢

[Darkest-Knight]

I'd wish for 5 million dollars.

[TravelingMaaike]

A difficult wish to be granted lol

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

My family to be the happier.

[sheikalana]

I wish for all my kids to be healthy.

[Angelo75]

To live forever (but with a young 20s body)

[Yannae]

To become a God, one how I envisioned it.

[AmeerX]

Save my people from hardships

[SUMAIREBRAHIM]

350 billion dollar that's it 😂😂all i need

[MrShaun]

If wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.

[msc545]

Peace

[TravelingMaaike]

I concur

[Monalisa77]

Find true happiness

[DannyUk2017]

Never to be BORN!

[Ameer99]

The freedom to my country

[Kristierose]

To be married to BRITTANY

[RedInnocent68]

Marilyn Monroe sucking me from behind 😂

[petera1987]

I would wish for more wishes :)

[HippieVeganJewslim]

For world peace.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Fortune

[Charliefretz329]

Probably a poor one

[TallAnon]

Health for my family

[Jmmmfi4]

TO MARRY YOU