Has anyone else noticed that there are a lot of “gurus” on YouTube saying u can be a millionaire like them all u need to do is buy their $2000 course?

[Anonymous]

I made 21 million by the age of 18 doing dropshiping or SMMA or some other BS and you can do it too just buy my 2000 dollar course

anyone else notice this?

Yes

No

[FunkyMonkee]

The other ones I'm sick of are those that tell you of a new wonder drug that cure this, that & the other thing and it's all natural and we'll tell you how to get it by clicking here!
You click there and they say you JUST have to watch this SHORT presentation to find out how!
So, you start the SHORT presentation and eventually discover their idea of "short" is pretty close to, if not well over, an hour!!
In the first quarter, they tell you all about Joe Bloe and the blue balls he had `til he started taking it and how wonderful his life is since then! Then you have to hear about Mary Blisterclit and how she was in poor shape with her persistently itchy crotch `til she started taking it and then her life changed dramatically and her crotch is so sweet and wonderful, even birds have built their nest in it!! She's having her 3rd set of chicks in just a few days! After hearing 15 or more of these sob stories, they spend another quarter or so of it telling you all the wonderful ingredients used to make it and how incredible the stuff is! Then the next quarter is all about how it's REALLY cheap and ONLY costs several hundred dollars for a single bottle of this shit that only lasts you 3 weeks. BUT, you HAVE to buy 4 months worth for it to do you any good so, they're going to reduce the price from $500 a bottle to just $475 a bottle!! WHAT A SAVINGS!!
AND, because they wanna make SURE you get some, they'll lower it to just $465 a bottle!!
On top of that, they'll give a special bargain price of just $455 a bottle!! WOOHOO!! GIMMIE 50 BOTTLES!!
THEN, if you wait `til AFTER the presentation is "over", they'll give it to you for the low low price of just $445 a bottle!! And, they can't possibly go any lower because those weeds they grow in their back yard to make this shit cost a lot of money for them to pick, process and bottle!! At LEAST 25c a bottle!!

BUT, if you wait `til the SHORT presentation is over again, they'll give it to you for the super low price of just $444.99!! WOW!! I can ACTUALLY get half a tank of gas with the money I'm saving by buying this shit that doesn't work!!
The bottom line is, they've just wasted at least 45:00 of my life to tell me how much it costs when, had they told me up front, I could've said, "NO!" 45:00 earlier!!

[andreasderjuengere]

I am my own guru.
I sent myself money many times.
But there still is no million.

[jennifer_bloom]

Let me ask you, if somebody knew how to make $10,000,000 a year in investments, do you think they would share their secret with you? Or claim the $10,000,000 on their own and never tell a single soul about it? The ones who teach courses do it cause they are not smart enough to make money the traditional way which is to run their own business or create their own tertiary trade business, and in very rare cases, because they want attention and to show off.

The average person is not willing to share their privileges with those that have not put in the same sacrifice they did. I know religious people that are willing to share money advice but not religious knowledge. I know business owners that are willing to share dating advice but not business advice. I know popular girls that are willing to share cooking advice but not dating advice. Nobody wants to share their secret tiger with the world. They will share their baby kittens instead.

[Sour-rose]

Yeah... like a year ago. they were fartin' everywhere. I didn't skip them because they were that tacky and grabby. Hell, I even seen 2 "gurus" say the same script of this guy who said it first. Not word per word, but might as well have been! But now a days... i don't see 'em as much. (my ads don't play at all, they just skip to the end.) Not sayin' i miss them but I miss how some African bastard tried to say he could make me a millionaire by using the same selling script by someone else.