A wizard says answer his riddle or he turns you into a crab, you answer wrong, but he lets you pick which kind of crab to become, what do you choose?

[Anonymous]

[NamerOfStars]

The kind that points out that I DID, in fact, answer his riddle, and he said nothing about being incorrect, so a talking crab.

But since you probably mean by species... hmm. I know they're not technically crabs, but is horseshoe an option? If not, I'd say coconut.

[Asker]

Clever.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Turn me into a crabby teenager!

[Asker]

Which kind though?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Human.

[Asker]

Nope, gotta pick a type of crab, thems the rules.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Objection! I’m going to get the Wizard on a technicality & the Wizard didn’t disclose the rules before I answered. Instead of a crabby old man I’ll be a crabby teenager. On the other hand give me a few minutes to actually answer your question & yes I will pick a crab.

[Asker]

I'm dissapointed in the lack of phoenix wright images in that reply.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m going to be a Xanthidae (crab)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Xanthidae is a family of crabs known as gorilla crabs, mud crabs, pebble crabs or rubble crabs. Xanthid crabs are often brightly coloured and are highly poisonous, containing toxins which are not destroyed by cooking and for which no antidote is known.

[Asker]

A wise choice.

[Daniela1982]

Hug me tight big boy!

This type.

[Asker]

Thats a japanese spider crab

[Daniela1982]

Not for long. It will be called sushi.

[Asker]

Wormssssss