Have u had any embarassing diarrhea situations?

[Anonymous]

One time all the crap went in my pants I simply really couldnt control it

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, a few times. I went to see my chiropractor one day and felt like I had to fart so, just before he called me into his office, I farted and it turned out to be me decorating my underwear! so, just as I stepped into his office, I told him I had to use the bathroom, first. I went in and had to clean up before going to see him.
I almost had another one the third time I saw Joydrop. It was a Halloween cruise on one of the riverboats and Joydrop were playing on the ship. I had breaded chicken for dinner that night just before going to the party and, for some reason, by the time I got on board, my stomach started going nuts on me! After their first set, Tony, the drummer, invited me back stage to hang out with him and they were having breaded chicken, too!! He offered me some but I refused. A little while later I took a walk on the deck with Tom, their bass player. I don't recall if I actually had to use the shitter that night but at least I didn't have any accidents.

[FunkyMonkee]

Just as I clicked, "Submit", I thought of another really bad one!! I'd been staying with some new friends this summer (`82) and we were playing a gig on the S. Side which, as far as I knew, wasn't that far away from their house so, after the show, rather than take a ride home to my house from my guitarist, I opted to just walk up to my friends' house. What I didn't know was that it was a LOT farther away than I thought it was!! I thought it was only about 3 to 5 miles away. Turns out, it was more like 12 to 15 miles away!!
I started walking around 2:30, maybe 3:00. I got to the house just after Sun-up. I was quite hungry but didn't wanna cook anything and wake up the others so, as my girlfriend made some chocolate chip cookies and left them on the table, I ate a bunch of those and went to bed on the couch. I guess it was about an hour later, my stomach was going nuts on me, for some reason! I felt a dire need to get to the bathroom, fast!! Luckily, there was one next to the dining room where those cookies were so, I rushed over there and plopped my as down on the toilet but, it was violently shooting out of me at both ends so, I had to hover over the toilet behind me and the sink in front of me so I could hit both at the same time! I wasn't 100% successful! After all I'd been through that night, I just could NOT take the time to clean up the mess I made!! I HAD to get some sleep!! Shortly after I woke up, I spent an hour or two cleaning the bathroom.

[ThrillSeeker01]

This was the worst. I'd had a really heavy dinner the night before I went to work one time. I felt fine when I got up, but by the time I got to work my stomach was really killing me and I knew that my dinner was not agreeing with me. I worked in a small three-room office with two other people, one of whom worked about 6 ft away from me close by in the next room. All of a sudden I let out this huge fart, it was totally silent but it smelled terrible and my coworker smelled it too. She got angry and said that "I should've done that at home" and told me to go use the bathroom. I did, but the only problem was that the bathroom was also right next to where she worked. So of course I really needed to go, but I was sitting on the toilet only about 6 ft away from her with just the door between us. So I had this really terrible (and loud) diarrhea that I'm sure she heard and smelled.

[Asker]

ommggggg so cringeful

[Asker]

but how did u explain the fart

[ThrillSeeker01]

I didn't, really. I just told her I was sorry and that I couldn't help it. She looked at me with disgust

[ThrillSeeker01]

Thanks for the MHO.

[Anonymous]

I broke my toe and was stuck hopping on one crutch. I woke up one morning having to go really badly. So, I get up and begin hopping. With every hop towards the bathroom, the soft poop came out more and more. It was AWFUL.

[Asker]

OMGGG did any people witness it

[Opinion Owner]

No one saw, but everyone knew about it later

[Nikki1989]

Thankfully, no.