What’s your worst diarrhoea story?

[Aura67]

So after asking about your worst throw up stories I figured I’d switch to the other end. Now I’m gonna be asking about your worst diarrhoea stories. For me it was during a school play. And for context I live in Australia. And the play was in the hall where we had assembly. There was a stage in the hall with staircases on either side that lead down to the floor and also down into the basement. Next to both staircases in the basement was a bathroom where we all went when we weren’t on stage. And this play involved half the girls wearing dresses and gloves that went up to your shoulders while the boys and the other girls wore striped shirts with tight pants. I was originally gonna wear the dress and gloves but they were so uncomfortable so I switched to the shirt and tight pants. Then on the opening night we were in the basement when all of a sudden I felt like several dozen laxatives had kicked in. So I immediately went into the bathroom and as soon as I sat down on the toilet, I completely lost control and everything came flooding out. So now that it was all out I went on stage. However it started coming back again. Luckily we were all on and off stage a lot so every chance I got I’d go to the bathroom and each time whatever I ate would come out way quicker than how it went in. At one point I actually felt like I was gonna throw up. But luckily that didn’t happen. After I got home I went to the bathroom one final time and it was pretty much over after that.

But I wanna know. What’s your worst diarrhoea story

[PeachyPie93]

Once I was sick.. I don't know why, but i was throwing up when I woke up. I stayed in bed all day my mom brought me up chicken noodle soup, ginger ale and some Tylenol I took the pills and ate I was fine. I went to sleep then I woke up like 2 hours later I was feeling a bit sick to throw up so I went down but my sister was in the washroom pooping so I waited and went back upstairs. She came out and went upstairs. I ran in started vomiting and I was just wearing a tshit and boxers lol and as I was getting sick in the toilet diarrhea came blasting out every time I vomited and it went all over my legs the floor, it splashed everywhere it was really disgusting. I got sick quite a bit and there was poo all over the floor and splashes on the walls. I was like "fuck im too sick for this" so I jumped in the shower washed my legs and everything and washed my boxers and left them in the tub. I then jumped over (the mess) towards the door and went to bed LOL My dad went in like 10 minutes later and was like "What the fuck is this!!" He was yelling at my sister because he knew she was in there pooing and didn't know I came down. So he was yelling at her to clean it up and was asking "Why would you shit everywhere and leave it?" She is like it wasn't me it was (Peachiepie) and my dad is like "Yeah right she been in bed all day!" LOL after arguing for a bit my mom said it was probably me so my dad finally just cleaned it up.. and I was just laughing in my bed. LOL I was a terrible kid :D

[Aura67]

One time I had it coming out both ends in the shower. I literally had no control over either end. I pooped and puked for an hour and even peed a little

[PeachyPie93]

Yeah being sick sucks.

[Aura67]

Yeah but at least I was completely naked so no clothes were ruined

[MemeSupreme]

rushed to the bathroom and all that came out was rainbows and it smelt like unicorns

solid experience

[Abbycado]

A “girl” asking girls only about pooping = not a girl

XD

[Aura67]

Get real. You’re always talking about pooping during labour

[Abbycado]

Wtf? XD

I’m 19 and a virgin dude. I’ve never had sex, let alone a child. God, what a fuckwit.

[Aura67]

It’s time we let the whole women don’t poop thing die. Every living thing with an anus defecates. Male or Female

[Abbycado]

Who said otherwise? Only freaks talk about it like it is good conversation, my guy.

[itsannalee]

I think the last time got diarrhea when i was 4.