What worst diarrhea/puke moments have you had?

[talka20]

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I was once standing during morning assembly of school n some sweat n some dizzy feelin gave me signal but i didn't know what is happening n suddenly i puked in front of everyone n it went on my uniform n shoes... there was this female teacher she was nice enough to buy me juice n take me outta the queue n help me walk to bathroom

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Oh I got some stories.


In high school, I was taking some medication for my ADHD, school started at like 7:30am, and I didn’t always have time to eat breakfast… You’re supposed to take the meds after you eat, but I took them before so they would kick in once I got to school and my classes.


So, with that being said, I took them on an empty stomach, or with literally a tiny bite of food. It wasn’t good. I would get to school and try to eat immediately, hoping that it would help. But, it didn’t work. So when I got to class, the meds kicked in, and I was just pale in the face, I was nauseous, I had a migraine, I was dizzy… It was horrible.


There were two incidents I won’t forget. I was sitting down at these conference type of square tables, that’s how our desks were. 4 people to a table. I was sitting down, head down, and trying to not look into the light because it made it worse. I remember throwing up all over my backpack and the floor. The students of course laughed because God forbid anyone gets sick lol. Thankfully I had a friend to tell them to shut the hell up. She helped clean up and take me to the nurse.


The second incident, same situation, but different setting. I was sitting outside because I told that same teacher that I felt nauseous. He understood. My principal came out and was talking to me, and I just threw up. He told me I needed to stop taking them without food lol, and so I just decided to wait until I got to school to eat. It helped a lot but I had my first class that required me to focus, and I couldn’t because my meds didn’t kick in. So, I was close to failing that class.

[talka20]

Oh gurll that sounds bad and embarassing of people act like that... i got one story i will put it in update

[honeynut-scenarios]

I was at work one day, and had chicken broth for dinner because I was trying to shed some weight. I trusted the wrong fart, and ended up having to clock out halfway through my shift.

[Bluemax]

Here. The Bonneville Salt Flats in the Great Salt Lake Desert. 2 years ago I was returning from my friend's house in Texas and exploring the Great Plains and Great Basin along the way. I wanted to stop at Wendover because it's a historic airfield where they trained to drop the A-bomb. I stopped where this picture was taken to take some pictures. And then...
I was suddenly struck with the worst case of diarrhea! I am telling you, I have NEVER had to use the bathroom so urgently! I was about 15 miles from the nearest gas station. I knew I would never make it! I rushed to my car to grab my travel journal because I knew I could use the paper for toilet tissue. I barely was able to get my pants down in time! Suffice it to say my bowels exploded!
Any rate, I was right about the paper. It made good toilet tissue. I went the rest of the day feeling just fine. Stayed in Reno that night. Never knew why that happened.

[talka20]

That sounds like a whole video like stoppin the car n takin pics of some place and something happens n u go to car quickly n do whatever u can asap

[HighlyVolatile]

I got both at the same time one time. I think I got food poisoning or something on top of an epic hangover at the same time.

So I ran to the toilet and you could have epic noises of things moving through my digestive track and I was like, hurrr, hurrr, blarrrghhhh! [vomit]

But then I was like, wait... what? Jump on toilet! [shartttt!]

And then I couldn't even get off the toilet seat so I vomited all over my legs and into the toilet. Then try to wipe and jump off the toilet and then, before I could flush, "Hrrrghaghhh!" Like vomiting into shit piled on top of vomit piled on top of shit!

Then flush and covered in sweat thinking it was over and then like, "Hrrgghhhh!" Vomit again. Then, no wait! Then jump on the seat again and shit. Then flush... and I was huffing and puffing and thinking maybe it's over now... oh waitt, hrrrrghhhh!

[HighlyVolatile]

[...] and you could [hear] epic noises of things moving through my digestive [tract] [...]

[HighlyVolatile]

Then I was thinking, "Someone kill me now! Put me out of my misery!" while pouring in sweat but then, "Oh wait... hrrarrgghh!" [vomit again]. Then jump on toilet and shart again. Then vomit, shart, vomit vomit vomit, shart, vomit... it's then I was still gagging and wanting to poo but nothing was coming out, but all the poo and vomit reflexes were still there.

Then I finally got out of the toilet and cleaned myself all up since I was covered in vomit and then thought, "Whew, glad that's finally over." So I ate a small breakfast and was like, "Oh wait!" And had to do all over again.

[HighlyVolatile]

I even vomited on my arm trying to reach for the toilet paper to wipe my ass. That was pretty awful.

[talka20]

I just dunno what to say after what i read... really it sounds worstttttttttt n toughhhhh !

[HighlyVolatile]

That might have been a bit TMI, my bad! :-D It was pretty awful though. I've suffered from lots of injuries in the past including broken bones, but I think this might have been even worse in some respects. It's hard to maintain any sense of dignity and pride when we're huddled over a toilet.

[talka20]

No iss fine you're good bro

[Apple1996]

I once drank soooo much wine that I was having diarrhea and puking at the same time

[matchrestore]

I don't throw up from drinking normally. Even if I drink far too much and should throw up, somehow I don't. The last time I did was from drinking red wine with my mom. We polished off quite a few bottles. I threw up in my parent's guest bedroom with fancy off-white real wool carpet. Oops.

[Apple1996]

@matchrestore yess it's the red wine that's dangerous! I also don't ever throw up from drinking other alcohol. Ewe about the carpet 🤢

[matchrestore]

Oxy-Clean and club soda and you'd never know it.

[talka20]

Woahhh I dint knew people could do both at same time

[FunkyMonkee]

i had two incidences of it. I can only guess that the first one was caused by some cookies that were loaded with grease! I ate a bunch and went to sleep. A very short time later, I got REALLY sick and had it BLASTING out of both ends at the same time!! Luckily, the nearest bathroom was laid out so I could sit on the shitter and have the sink directly in front of me so, I COULD let it wail from both ends at the same time.
At least 18 years later, my STUPID-ASS boss had the stomach flu and, instead of staying the fuck home until he got rid of it (2 or 3 days) he chose to come to work and infect a many as possible!! I got stuck being one of them!! Again, I was lucky enough to have a sink right beside the shitter and could easily have it blasting out of both ends, again!! I'm amazed I didn't go flying around the room!!

[Tiptoetamm]

When I first found out I was lactose intolerant. I was a teenager it was the worst. I eventually grew out of it. But now don't use dairy for another reason. So I guess I'm not meant to have dairy 😂😂

[talka20]

Oh i seee i get that completely

[Anonymous]

Unfortunately, I have a chronic intestinal disease that if not suppressed via medication basically gives you endless diarrhea which I had for 3 months straight. Literally 7 times a day I was in the bathroom and ended up losing like 15 lbs before I got on medication that worked. Worst time of my friggin' life.

[Anonymous]

I was trying to bulk at the time and was also into a vegan phase so how do I get protein bulking as a newbie? Eat a shit ton of lentils that’s how. Barely cooked too as I was in a hurry. Probably about 400 grams as a pre workout maybe more…


Of I go for a quick run (or so I thought) before the gym, wore my little pink crop top and leggings too then oh god.. that’s a lot of fibre and the rest of the bathroom struggles you can imagine

[exitseven]

My wife had the flu and I was taking care of her. I must have caught it too because in between helping her I was running back and forth to the potty. I just could not believe how much stuff was inside me.

[purplepoppy]

I was on a boat wearing a ski mask, you know the type bank robbers like, two eye holes no mouth. Sea sickness hit real quick, need I say more.

[talka20]

Oh noooo noooo ! Nahh mann ! Ik people puke suddenly when it comes to boat movements or that smell of ocean or sea

[dorksided1]

I once threw up so much back to back I passed out, couldn't catch my breath

[talka20]

Oh dang i never saw or heard this before ! Thats too much !

[UniquelyBasic]

I threw up outside of a KFC once in front of people so that was fun. 😑😑

[talka20]

Oh this is baddd

[UniquelyBasic]

Probably wasn't a good advertisement for KFC having me throw up outside the place lol

[imfreeze95]

When I had my emergency appendectomy the side effects were throwing up I threw up randomly for about a week

[talka20]

Thats tough bro sorry bout it... when this was? How long ago?

[imfreeze95]

5 years ago Going on. Six

[scooogy]

When I had salmonellae and felt like dying on the ground next to the toilet.

[talka20]

Idek what that is but ill look up fot it later