What should I name my new dog?

[Worst]

gender is unknown, so keep that in mind

dog

[Sonorous]

name him "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" like how doors be when they not well oiled

[Worst]

Thanks for the worst suggestion

[Sonorous]

oh come on he looks like an errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to me

[Worst]

That's just your tinnitus buddy

[Sonorous]

ykw now that I think of it I never got to say welcome back man! So welcome back 🙂

[Worst]

Do I got the n word pass

[Sonorous]

well a lot has changed since you left so I don't know but

[Sonorous]

so maybe

[TiaNour]

CAN I GET THE PASS

[Sonorous]

@TiaNour looook I can give y'all one but Ima tell u da truth. it ain't goin be free

[Sonorous]

so respectfully, ima have to run them pockets

[TiaNour]

What will it take

[Sonorous]

@TiaNour

[TiaNour]

I’m scared

[Sonorous]

@TiaNour oh no this is totally unrelated. I was simply going to inform you of some important changes being made. But I've entrusted your good friend serenity to break the news instead. As you two are uh close.

[TiaNour]

Serenity?

[Sonorous]

@TiaNour Apologies I'm horrible with names. I'm referencing the beetlejuice lover.

[Sonorous]

[TiaNour]

Wait do I have the pass

[Sonorous]

ykw fuck it here u go I gotta deal with this mofo real quick

[TiaNour]

I got 6 now

[Worst]

@TiaNour say it no balls

[Sonorous]

wut da

[Sonorous]

why da hell u collecting dem bishes

[TiaNour]

@worst your right I have no balls

[TiaNour]

@Sonorous I got them from down bad black people trying to hook up with me

[Sonorous]

@TiaNour all but one now hah! me

[TiaNour]

Ur the chosen one

[Sonorous]

@worst hear that?

[Worst]

@Sonorous great job buddy

[Sonorous]

@worst dude wtf don't be nice to me

[Worst]

@Sonorous apologies, good sir

[Sonorous]

the world is ending

[serenalovesramen]

so this is how she got it

[Sonorous]

This is how it all began

[serenalovesramen]

this gotta be the weirdest lore bruh

[Sonorous]

bro u not even beetlejuices main side hoe y is u talkin above yo tier level

[Wallythewalrus2]

That is not a dog! I have a dog and he look’s nothing like that. I never do this, because I hate the self righteous pricks on here that do it but you leave me no choice! Congratulations On Troll Of The Day! REPORTED!!!

[antelope51]

Gilgamesh. (I'm guessing that's not a gila monster, but Gilgamesh is what came to mind *shrug*)

[Anonymous]

Is that a blue tongue skink? He’s very girthy lmao what a sausage

[Worst]

Haha yeah, he's a merauke Indonesian one at that. Got him 2 weeks ago, he/she is thicc

[Opinion Owner]

Oh cool! My sister has a Tanimbar. Yours is a whole ass unit

[Worst]

Hell yeah, thats sweet. Why are you anonymous 😭

[Opinion Owner]

Bcs I like being on the DL lol it’s awesome seeing fellow reptile keepers in here tho!!

[Worst]

Fair lol, yeah... I got 6 tanks stocked right now

[Opinion Owner]

Lucky you!! What else do you keep? I’m broke af so I can’t afford anything else other than my one bp rn lol but luckily my sister has a couple of scaley babies that I can play with

[Worst]

https://ibb.co/8748L1M
https://ibb.co/DVPSH1x
https://streamable.com/kx8zib

I got you on that lol, it's expensive as hell lol... Apparently all the photos/videos I have are shit lol

The first tank is where my anoles are, red fella is a fire skink, and the two little girlies (I have 4) are oscilated skinks

[Opinion Owner]

You have an awesome collection there! Hopefully we’ll get blessed with more bread $$$ this yr so we can expand out collection lol

[Opinion Owner]

Loving all your setups tbh 😍

[Worst]

Hell yeah, totally keep me updated!

Thank you : ) I really enjoy making them, it's a lot of fun... although I always end up changing them because I gotta make improvements lol...

[Opinion Owner]

by the way u got any tips for a new BTS baby?

Messing around with their enclosures is definitely one of the best parts of reptile keeping tbh, you can never stop improving it or changing things around lol

[Worst]

Honestly, no idea ~ this is the first time I've ever owned one, so I'm quite the newbie myself :(

I'm glad someone gets it 😭😭 my parents think I'm a psycho

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao my parents also think my sister and I are psychos (especially my sister bcs she’s also super into inverts… y’know millipedes and all 😬) so I feel ya. My brother on the other hand only keeps bunnies lol

[Worst]

I'd pick up a snake before I touch a cricket or something 💀

[Worst]

by the way already re did one of the tanks 😅

[Opinion Owner]

Lol same I don't know how my sister is so chill with bugs… Oh cool!! I’m probably gonna redecorate my noodle’s tank as well now lol

[Opinion Owner]

I’ll give u a follow

[Curmudgeon]

"My dog Spot". RIP Cal Worthington:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8hT2oP--NSU

[Curmudgeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk

[exitseven]

I do not know what to name him but you should enter him in the Ugliest dog contest.

[Worst]

He'd lose for sure

[Joshydavid25]

Shaniqua Scooby Von Poochie.. Great name, highly recommend.. Five stars.. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[WindAtMyBack]

I think his face and eyes look like Mr Burns from The Simpsons. So that's what I think you should call him.

[GregorSamsa]

There was a constipated-looking chihuahua at the dog park named Mr. Burns...

[IslaTheWitch]

Sigma :D can be female or male name

[DizzyDesii]

Is that a snake

[Worst]

Lizard lol

[HelpfulWoman]

Tofu.
no idea why.

[Worst]

I lowkey see it

[ChicoFromThe305]

Name him the name of someone that snaked you

[Worst]

@Lisia

[ChicoFromThe305]

Oof.

[Worst]

Yeah lol she loves my girthy snake

[ChicoFromThe305]

Chico has left the chat

[Lisia]

😭 lmao

[Fuentes]

My bitch nigga eater

[Worst]

Don't want him throwing up gang signs lol

[Fuentes]

Their from the LAnd of the gang bang too lol

[Orangekiss]

How about Godzilla?

[7Phoenix7]

Phoenix lol

[Worst]

Actually kinda slaps

[7Phoenix7]

I'm telling you 👌

[LiamJHayden]

Rex, of course

[collie22]

Slither is a fitting name

[Dnice1]

Eragon like the dragon from the books

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Your snake looks sleepy

[serenalovesramen]

call him lebomb james

[TiaNour]

little durk

[Worst]

little tia

[TiaNour]

I’m bigger than you

[Worst]

You're literally 5'1

[TiaNour]

5’2 bitch

[Worst]

Without the slides

[TiaNour]

I’ll mog you

[Worst]

I run a 4 second dash bud

[TiaNour]

I have infinite stamina

[leahzrc]

scooby

[strateguy632]

donald dog!

[BlissfullyCurSed]

TheWorstJr.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Tequila!

[LazerBean]

Hillary

[slatyb]

diogee.

[GregorSamsa]

Yertle

[love_conquers_lust]

Fluffy.

[Staximus]

Zippy

[Lliam]

Godzilla.

[Anonymous]

Scratch