Guys let's be for real, are women's purses black holes?

[Anonymous]

They have everything in there but the thing they tell you to look for and for some reason it isn't in there until you give it back to them and that's when you realize it is in there, they just find it effortlessly.

[sage2021]

I used to carry a big ole' purse, but it was more like the big black hole type. I called it my Mom purse. But when you have kids, a lot goes in there. My son always wanted to put his play stuff in it too.

The way things are today with crime I use a very small over-the-shoulder cross body bag. The criminals won't get much out of that one!

[Asker]

Damn, that's gotta be very black holeish lol

[Texaskid1]

Yes.

On several occasion my mother has "lost" her keys and other articles. She will search her purse five times and not be able to find it. She will ask me to help and when I search her purse I have to go through every nook , cranny, and hidden pocket. Eventually it pops up. As for this I have a theory: the inside of her purse is somehow a portal to an alternative universe. When she puts things in there some of them dissapear into this other dimension and so become lost but eventually they return back to this universe.

I guess Stephen Hawking could explain this better but he is dead.

[OlderAndWiser]

Whirlpool!

[Asker]

Damn lmao

[Screenwriter]

Ha ha! I can't find anything in my purse either. But when I dump it out, it's there.

A genius designer would put more inside pockets in large bags to keep more things organized, so they don't just clump in the bottom. I put purses inside my purses to keep a few things at my fingertips, but it's still not enough.

[Asker]

Well until those geniuses show themselves, y'all are stuck with those black holes lol

[Apple1996]

My purse is always a crazy mess 🙃

[Asker]

I don't doubt that Apple 😂

[Apple1996]

Lots of snacks in my purse if anyone is hungry while we are out

[Asker]

Fair enough lol

[7Phoenix7]

Yes, correct lol y'all need to learn to look better 😋

[Asker]

Organization is key nubes 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Its an organized mess lol

[antelope51]

The old D&D term was "bag of holding."

[Asker]

Thank you for the knowledge lope 😆

[Anonymous]

I always hated big purses. I always have little small ones and for some oddddd reason it's always a mess too lol and stuff gets lost in there even when it's so small really. I always clean it and organize it and by the third day if I don't organize it again it's all over the place again and if you try to find something you likely will NOT find it lol😅 .. go figure 🥴

[Asker]

How many pockets you got in your purse? Lmao

[Opinion Owner]

haha yeah well I like small but with many compartments many many but even the ones that don't have many get stuff lost in there. Mystery.

[Asker]

Lmao

[Lisia]

Yeah lol I always lose something in there and randomly find it back after months of searching

[Asker]

Yep it's also crazy the amount of stuff that fits in there lol

[Lisia]

If you need a tv, I have a tv somewhere in there

[Asker]

Yep and I still wouldn't be able to find it 😂

[Lisia]

I'm lucky I'm able to find my wallet and phone in there 😭

[Asker]

Bro stop putting it in there, do you wanna lose your shit forever? 😂

[Lisia]

Bro but my pockets are so small 😭😭

[Asker]

Girl pants are another story, the size of the pockets are just insulting tbh lol

[Lisia]

Yeah and when I use a backpack I lose shit in it too so I'm honestly a lost cause

[Asker]

I knew you used a backpack, you just seemed like the type 😂

[Lisia]

What does that even mean 😭😂

[Asker]

I don't know but you just seemed like the type to wear backpacks 😂

[Lisia]

I do both tho can't be looking all classy in a dress with a backpack 😂

[Asker]

Says who tf, if say if you wear a dress with a backpack, wear some sneakers also, I think you'd rock it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Asker]

People out there hating 😂

[Lisia]

I always wear sneakers but a backpack seems wrong 😂

[Asker]

Better than those black holes y'all call a purse 😂

[Lisia]

My backpacks are blackholes too ngl

[Asker]

Damn then rock whatever black hole you desire Lisa lol

[Lisia]

Yeah the backrooms are probs somewhere in my purses and backpacks too

[Asker]

That's worse than a black hole Lisa 😭

[Lisia]

If I don't like someone I'll just put them in my purse and they'll get teleported to the backrooms

[Asker]

Sucks for any mugger that's willing to take your shit, they just get sucked in when they try to dig through your purse 😂

[Lisia]

They're gonna regret that real fast lmaooo

[Asker]

You have the power to pull them out and when you do, you'll charge them as a lawyer to save them from jail time for stealing your shit, it's a lose lose for them 😂

[Lisia]

Yoooo thanks for that idea 😭 I'll become so rich

[Asker]

Yea there's a small founders fee for the idea lol

[Lisia]

I'll get it back by being your lawyer anyway 😂

[Asker]

I was gonna say that lmao, you already had it all planned I see 😂

[Lisia]

I already thought everything through 💁‍♀️🏆

[Asker]

Okay Kim Wexler 😂

[Lisia]

Ah yes that's my middle name

[Asker]

Lisa Wexler lol

[Lisia]

Sounds pretty good

[RageBabe]

At the moment, mine is a black hole.

[Asker]

That key looks crazy, what do you own? A castle? Lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@RageBabe this makes me wanna do a What's in my purse video 😂

[RageBabe]

@PrettyCrumblBb Do it! I love those videos. 😂

[RageBabe]

That's how most door keys look in the UK. 😂

[Asker]

Damn y'all really our here living in the dark ages 😶

[RageBabe]

😂😂

[NathanDavis]

I'm just going to say...

I definitely know how to feel... experience, though

[Asker]

Honestly, they have unlimited junk in there 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Gotta have that experience lol

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 pace is the trick...

[7Phoenix7]

@NathanDavis and depth

[Anonymous]

My old school bag was kinda like that. It had alsorts of useful stuff in it. But it wasn't safe. It was held together by serrated staples from a staple gun and sharda of glass in jt from a broken calculator.

If anything got to the bottom of it. It was not safe to look for it blind.

[Asker]

Damn bro why you leave the shards in there? 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Tried to take them out, cut my fingers and decided they were best left alone.

[Asker]

You could've just removed everything and then shake off the bag upside down lol

[Opinion Owner]

But then I'd have had to repack everything.

[Asker]

Yea but imagine not getting cut when looking for shit lol

[Opinion Owner]

It only happened when I was looking for the glass for the most part. And it wasn't bad cuts.

[Asker]

Not cuts is better than any cuts although it makes a good trap for finessers lol

[Opinion Owner]

That's what the staples did as well. No one would dare go in my bag as they could see the scratches on my hand from em.

[Asker]

Lmao

[Nikki1989]

I don't even own a purse. I have pockets.

[Asker]

Mind blown

[RingOfFire]

Yes! They are scary as hell! No way I am even going to begin to look through one of those things. I am convinced they are booby-trapped with man destroyers!

[Asker]

Last thing you need is to be sucked in and be considered one of the most items 😂

[Asker]

Lost*

[RingOfFire]

I heard there are guys who that happened to and they were never seen again!

[Asker]

Probably got spit out on another side of the universe lol

[sawno]

Congrats! You learnt the secret of why womens accesories are so expensive and have no physically deep pockets. Unfortunately the DNA scanner doesn't activate on male DNA to keep men from finding out whats in them.

[lightbulb27]

it's poorly designed, which is the way women like it.. they like to sift around for things, like they did 10,000 years ago looking for berries and roots.

Let Apple design a purse and see what you get...;-)

[Unit1]

I'll let you know once I get a girlfriend.

Until then I might consider asking some ladyboys how they manage their lady purses.

[Asker]

Ayyoo 😂

[Unit1]

Unlike women ladyboys won't shoo me off with insults or "ew" or threaten me with false sexual assault accusations or whatever 😁

[Asker]

They think they are women so maybe they will lol

[Unit1]

I doubt that their minds are poisoned with misandry

[Asker]

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[zagor]

Yep, I guess that's why they also seem to be able things in the refrigerator that escape my notice.

[Asker]

Lmao black hole activity bro

[SphynxUK]

They are magic.
The bigger the bag, the more there is to lose in it. I hate digging around in there. Can never find what I want, only to try again in desperation and find the item exactly where I’d already searched lol.

[Asker]

I'm saying, it's a black hole and if you sometimes can't find shit, what hope do guys have 😂

[Likes2drive]

Yeah especially if they are looking for money 😊

[Asker]

Roasted a whole gender for no reason 😂

[Likes2drive]

I couldn’t resist 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I keep my purse organized. 😊 But I'll never let anyone near it cos it's my baby 🤣

[Asker]

Ima go near it 😈

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Id like to see you try.🙄

by the way Happy New Year future boy 🎉🥳

It's still 9:12 here

[Asker]

If I could I'd do it lol

But happy New years to you too crumble, in 3 hours for you lol.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You gonna steal my lipstick huh? 🤣

[Asker]

Yep and hide it 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Hide it, yeah okay 🙄

[Asker]

Lol.

[robhazelnut]

No, they're contained wildernesses, often full of mild poisons these days.

[IloveWinters]

I sometimes really wonder how they fit everything in that small purse

[Asker]

Foreal, everything just fits 😂

[Anonymous]

See this is why you can’t trust her when she says she is on birth control, how she even gonna find it? Lol

[Asker]

Oof, maybe it was in there but traveled back to the store like a wormhole lol

[smahala1991]

One of my classmates in high-school carried a whole damn convenience store in hers 🤣🤣

[rigmarole]

They are just fancy garbage cans.

[Asker]

Lol.

[Mangospacho]

They are. You can find something from 5 years ago just by reaching and grabbing the first thing you can grab but can’t find something put in there 5 minutes ago.

[bobalife]

Lol Mary Poppins Status👜🌂

[Asker]

Fosho lol

[bobalife]

Si lol

[Asker]

😌👏🏻

[bobalife]

✌🏻😊✌🏻

[clampfan101]

If her name is Merry Poppins. lol

[LiamJHayden]

lol I sometimes think that my female friends' purses / bags are like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside than on the outside.

[SotiCoto]

Hold on... hold on...
Girls ask you to look in their purse for them?

[YourSong]

I stuff everything in them

[Asker]

I know 😂

[Anonymous]

🤣🤣🤣

Omg so true

[Asker]

Lmao.

[WhitneySnow]

Yeah lol

[butterly248]

Yes!

[Jamie05rhs]

I wouldn't know.