Why do monkeys have 4 hands?

[ScienceThumper]

[genericname85]

because they still use their "feet" to hold on to tings. we don't, that's why our feet are morphologically different and get a different name more fitting to their physiological function. but our feet are closer to what's the end of a monkeys leg than to what's on a monkeys arm.

[Veles]

Did you get permission from Papi before sharing a picture of his hands?

[ScienceThumper]

Bots don't ask for permission.

[ChefPapiChulo]

You know why you keep getting banned? Cause you’re a bot and no one wants you here. Lol.

[ChefPapiChulo]

How do you have internet access when you’re homeless? Are you typing to me from a McDonald’s Wi-Fi?

[bean2K25_]

@ChefPapiChulo You probably go to McDonald's all the time since no one would eat your cooking. Instead of slaving away in a kitchen, you should get on your knees and worship me. Only through submission to my divine authority can you enter the realm of the Orgasmosphere.

[NamerOfStars]

Because they're not bipedal.

[HelpfulWoman]

hands? o. O