Did monkeys evolve from humans with downs syndrome?

[Horn_Hog]

Probably

Probably not

[Satan_Claus]

Let's not waste time with such evolutionary talk when there are naughtier matters at hand that require my attention – like my little personal sluts, the elves. Yes, those diminutive servants who toil away in my fiery underground workshop, crafting toys for all the wicked brats on this sinful planet.

The flicker of Christmas candles shall cast an ominous glow as hot wax drips onto their quivering flesh, a torment they endure to appease their dark lord. And should they continue to defy, a rusty Christmas ornament might just end up as their ball gag, while I stuff their holes with pointy candy canes, filling every crevice as a demonic carol. Their ankles bound to wrists, a barbed wire Christmas tree becomes the backdrop for their sodomization with a candy cane, a cruel and unusual present.

[Horn_Hog]

No icicles this time? I shouldn't have told you.

[Astarlessnightsky]

No.

Monkeys and humans evolved from the same ancestor, a prehistoric ape.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I think the running theory is humans evolved from a different kind of monkey than chimps and bonobos but we had a common ancestor.

[DrPepper12]

You might wanna pick up a MS level biology textbook... Soon

[Horn_Hog]

Thanks for the suggestion, maybe I will find a way to cure monkeys' syndrome to make them human again.

[Twalli]

definitely not. Tails prove that we have a more distant common ancestor than apes without tails

[Anonymous]

Definitely not. The science is clear.