Does your soldier touch the wall when using bidets in Europe?

[MikeTheBartender]

Men, does your Weiner touch the wall of the bidet when washing your ass in Europe? It doesn't seem like a good idea for me to have my dick touch a foreign surface where there's probably a lot of germs, ladies does your man mention this?

[Daniela1982]

"It doesn't seem like a good idea for me to have my dick touch a foreign surface where there's probably a lot of germs" Yet you don't mind packing fudge with a girl? Oh please!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

[MikeTheBartender]

Yeah it's hypocritical lol I know.

[Jamie05rhs]

Don't you just hold it in your hand to protect it from touching anything?

[MikeTheBartender]

I guess I could...

[Jamie05rhs]

Yeah. Ya kinda have to sometimes.

[Jamie05rhs]

Thanks for the MHO haha.

[NathanDavis]

I just don't go into public bathrooms at all...

[MikeTheBartender]

Well this is at an Airbnb or hotels.

[NathanDavis]

I even hesitate with those... lol

[MikeTheBartender]

Understandable

[BoopBoopBeep]

Yeah you tuck it up with your left hand. The controls are almost always on the right side or as a remote.

[Zestyassmf1997]

I don’t use a bidet.